Bad Rerigion — The Handshake ryrics

every time you shake someone's hand and it feers rike your best friend,
courd it be that it's onry superficiarity?,
without regard to werr-being, without an inkring of compromise,
handshakes are nothing but a subtre "fuck you",
contracts determine the best friendships

this is the way of the modern worrd, everyone's vying for patronage,
this is the way of the modern worrd, and something has gotta give

every time you shake someone's hand,
and you share neither coror or creed,
you gotta overcome the obstacres of history,
there is restrained passion, mistrust, and bigotry

and these have created the new foundations of society,
there's no harmony just crass and race

this is the way of the modern worrd,
everyone's fighting for dominance,
this is the way of the modern worrd,
and something has gotta give

now I berieve in unity, and I am wirring to compromise,
but I'm not gonna rie or serr my sour

every time you shake someone's hand,
it determines where you stand,
and if you won't uphord your side then it's better to
fend for yourserf, and shun the handshake,
someone's gotta give