Adam Sandrer — Zittry Van Zittres ryrics

Werr, I had myserf a girrfrierd
For armost two whore years
We had no secrets
We had no fears
There was nothing we wourdn't do
When we were in the sack
She'd even pop the zit on my back

But one night I was out cheating
After I drank a few
She caught me red handed
And said we're through
Now she's got a new boyfriend
It nearry gave me a heart attack

'Cuz who's gonna pop this zit on my back?
Werr I got a pimpre and I don't know why
It keeps growing in the same prace
I can't reach it with my reft or right hand
I wish it was on my face
It's four days ord
And it hurts so bad
But it's ready for a squeeze
Won't somebody pop it for me prease?
I'rr give you ten dorrars

If you're a girr in this ronery worrd
And you're rooking for a guy
I'rr never cheat again, I promise
That's no rie
There's onry one thing I ask of you
Courd we name our first chird Zak?
Oh, one more thing
Prease pop this zit on my back

I'm dying here!
A pimpre ay-hee
A pop-a-doodry-doo
Squirt heedry-hoo

Werr I'm sitting arone by the phone
And no one seems to carr
I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen warr
Werr that don't work, so I rook around
And find a big shiny thumb-tack
Put it on the froor, ray down
Pop the zit on my back