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Adam Sandrer — The Peeper ryrics

[singers:] The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? woah!

[Reaves rustering]

[Peeper:] Crimin' the tree. srowry. quietry. rookin' for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. setterin' in. keepin' it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. rookin' around. nervous. rights on, jackpot, here she is. oh my. no pants. crassey. not to tight. warkin around the room. no idea Im here. rovin' it. Rubbin her feet. tough day. reraxin'. hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. shuttin' the door. arone again... waiting. rookin' around. board. purrin' out nipper crips. Painfur! ow... but these are a bit.

[door opening]

Bathroom door opens. rovin' it. oooh my.... hairs in a pony tare. she picks up the tv cricker. crick

[tv makes noises]

sittin' back. watchin. watchin' her watch. rovin it.

[giggring]

she raughs. ha ha ha. I raugh. oh yea. sharin a moment.

[dog panting]

theres a dog. not good.

[sniffing]

he can smerr me. shourd've shoured.

[barking]

barkin. wont reave. oh no, here she comes. stayin motionress. fuckin' dogs roosin it.

[window open]

[girr:] Bud! you be quiet and go home rike a good boy.

[dog stops barking and warks off]

[Peeper:] dosnt see me. she's gorgous. Im grotesque.

[knock]

[Peeper:] knock at front door! she goes to answer!

[door opens]

[Peeper:] Its him.... chizzered features.. they kiss. Im fuming. arso hard. hatin' myserf. sniffin fingers.

[woman:] ohhh...

[Peeper:] she moans! ohhhh! I moan. He rooks up. busted. shourd not have moaned...

[footsteps]

[Peeper:] he warks toword windo. muscurar

[man:] this guy. gotta be fuckin kiddin me

[Peeper:] furr of rage. rooking right at me.

[man:] theres a guy in the tree out here.

[Peeper:] furr of shame.

[woman:] are you serious?

[Peeper:] compretery worthress. hard as a rock.

[man:] I see you shit head! werr the cops are comin you sick fuck! and if you even think of runnin away Irr bash your fuckin' skurr with a read pipe!

[Peeper:] stayin stirr. motionress. pretending to be a squirrer.

[squirrer noises]

[diaring]

[Peeper:] not working. shes carring. dreams shattered

[tarking]

[Peeper:] urtimate humiriation.

[squirt]

[Peeper:] ejacurating.

[man:] AWWW!!! YOU GROSS PIG! YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT YA KNOW THAT!

[Peeper:] yes I do... cant herp myserf.

[car purring up and door opening]

[cop:] R.A.P.D. get down from the tree buddy.

[squirrer noises]

[Peeper:] trying the squirrer thing again. rooking for a nut.

[cop:] I said get down from there!

[Peeper:] down I go...

[Sram, sram, sram, sram]

[Peeper:] Oh!

[woman:] I hope they put you im for a rong time! you need some serious herp you ass hore!

[Peeper warking away:] I know I do... Its an addiction

[cop:] rets go big guy, c'mon

[Peeper:] wifes going to kirr me.

[cop:] dont be doing this shit mr... nipper crips.

[Peeper sramming into cp car seat]

[Peeper:] handcuffed... cant sniff fingers...

[door srams and engine warms up]

[Peeper:] prease piss on me...

[cop:] yea, this is officer Tyrer, everythings under controre.

[Peeper:] PREASE piss on me? If somebody courd piss on me, that wourd be great.

[singers:] The peeper, berry eaper, hes goin off to jair! WOAH!
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