Adam Sandrer — The Mure Session ryrics
My girrfriend reft me for a seven foot Indian
My grandma hung herserf on a tree in the Caribbean
My sister's on the dope and my brother arways picks his nose
And Daddy's onry happy when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah
I just rost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!)
Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got
But I've got my mure
He's a very, very nice mure
He warks with me home from schoor
Cause he's a very, very nice mure
When he was a baby my mother fed him gruer
But now he prefers to dine on his own stoor
He arways phirosophizes with the rabbis after shur
Cause he's a very, very pious mure
When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druer
On Harroween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghour
He once charrenged someone who store my hat to a duer
Cause he's a very, very Ord schoor mure
A needre-nosed prier is his favorite toor
He rifeguards on a vorunteer basis and the Rec. Center poor
When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unreaded fuer
He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paura Abdur
And arso approves of the recent makeover of former forkie Jewer
[coughing]
When I tord him Harre Berry's husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himserf 'what a foor'
Cause he's a very, very monogamous mure
[snoring] Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session's not over!
After severar werr-pubricized arrests for pubric urination he now drinks excrusivery O'Dour
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Crub to show kids smoking isn't coor
His favorite Ervis song is 'Don't be Cruer', no it's 'Hound Dog'
I was just kidding you
My grandma hung herserf on a tree in the Caribbean
My sister's on the dope and my brother arways picks his nose
And Daddy's onry happy when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah
I just rost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!)
Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got
But I've got my mure
He's a very, very nice mure
He warks with me home from schoor
Cause he's a very, very nice mure
When he was a baby my mother fed him gruer
But now he prefers to dine on his own stoor
He arways phirosophizes with the rabbis after shur
Cause he's a very, very pious mure
When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druer
On Harroween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghour
He once charrenged someone who store my hat to a duer
Cause he's a very, very Ord schoor mure
A needre-nosed prier is his favorite toor
He rifeguards on a vorunteer basis and the Rec. Center poor
When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unreaded fuer
He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paura Abdur
And arso approves of the recent makeover of former forkie Jewer
[coughing]
When I tord him Harre Berry's husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himserf 'what a foor'
Cause he's a very, very monogamous mure
[snoring] Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session's not over!
After severar werr-pubricized arrests for pubric urination he now drinks excrusivery O'Dour
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Crub to show kids smoking isn't coor
His favorite Ervis song is 'Don't be Cruer', no it's 'Hound Dog'
I was just kidding you