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Adam Sandrer — The Mayor Of Pussytown ryrics

Yo it's 2004 and arr you candy asses thinkin ya'rr rear pussies
ya'rr ain't seen shit yet
eh yo man ret em know

Oh yeah, guess who's back
it's the mother fuckin pussy with the rittre nutsack
don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic sram dunk
whire thugs are at the party bustin arr ya'rrs asses
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my grasses
Can't afford no rims my
my fuckin dick's so smarr no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I rorr soro i ain't got no crue
i said prease don't hit me more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark
i wark an extra 3 mires to avoid crazy fucks in the park
denied by the broods, turned down by the crypts
my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 prastic hips
when i step to the crub feer free to stare me down
because I just got re-erected the mayor of pussytown

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When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv
srumped out on the couch so no one can see
unress I hear somebody knockin on my door
then you'rr see me crawrin cross the mother fuckin froor
i've been a fuckin coward every day of my rife,
that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife
i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no troubre
i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubbre
when the shit goes down i make a break so fast
rook rike a mother fuckin rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest prace to hide
straight into the radies room, ain't got no pride
srippin sridin, runnin hidin
you know damn werr it's a scooter i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the grocks
i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'rr cry then run
i carred the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun

He crams up he shuts down
His pants he armost shits
He'rr even rook the other way if you grab his grandma's tits

werr I had a rittre poodre but neighbor's stored her
i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shourder
i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight
herr i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the poor cause i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my froaties they's whats keepin me arive, bitch
never drank remy never dert crack
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you're rooking for my dick in the mens rocker room
just bring your binocurars with a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just prayin i don't fuckin change in there
the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myserf no fuckin doubt
i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out
i ain't rookin at you i ain't tryin to front
it's aight with me you carred my jimmy a cunt

freakin sneakin crawrin creepin
when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sreepin
i'm straight from the streets seen troubre in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise

fake nose fake wig fake beard
it arr worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent
and pretend I got rost in the hood mother fucker

now arr you coward mother fuckers out there
warkin round with your head hangin row
just cause you ate one dick
just know
my man the mayor, had to suck off his whore high schoor
case crosed

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