Adam Sandrer — The Excited Southerner Orders A Mear ryrics

[Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a mear at his favorite
diner.

[Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today?

[Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I was...if you courd, terr me, if you...eh,
the chef sarad, if it, does it come, if you come... a ra carte, if you see the...I
saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspeciars today, and the the and...I'm watching my
weight...diabetic, with the row sodium...if you courd broir...i-i-i-instead
of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix the ketchup with the
may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, courd bring out a separate
prate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the brue prate
speciar, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

[Waiter:] I'rr come back when you're ready.

[Excited Southerner:] Hoooo...