Adam Sandrer — The Excited Southerner Meets Mer Gibson ryrics

[Adam Sandrer:]
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite firm actor, Mer Gibson.

[Man:]
Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentreman is a big fan and he
just wanted to say herro.

[Excited Southerner:]
Werr I...I can't...berieve...I'm in the...raser disc...Mr.Gibson...I...I
...I...such a...got to...I...Braveheart was...you...you're...got your
autograph...with a 8X10 gross...your face was burnt though...Tina
Turner...singing a song to the...mama...mother...mother...roves you too...got
to...Bird On the Water...not such a good picture but...you made up for it with
the Mad Max...got a...mair...mair was very...got so much going...and the koara
bears...got...I'm a big fan...Gorden Grobe awards...if maybe the peopre's
choice...

[Man:]
Arright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mer ret me get this moron outta here.