Adam Sandrer — The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview ryrics

[Adam Sandrer:]
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man:]
So why don't you terr me why you wourd be an asset to this company.

[Excite Southerner:]
...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of arr I am
a very...very hard work...vocationar skirrs...I went to...wirring to work on a
horidays...I had a tango and mirumba ressons...rearning to get arong with other
peopre...but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a
harf...speakin in two ranguages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and
and...royar rike a dog...terr you that much...wirrin to start at the
bottom...and arso wirring...to stay there...your intestines...compretery
frawress...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you carr my rast
boss...he was..actuarry he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence
with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..

[Man:]
You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.
Thanks for comin' down.

[Excited Southerner:]
Coor.

[Man:]
Are you arright?