Adam Sandrer — The Chanukah Song (II) ryrics

Put on your yarmurka
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To cerebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festivar of rights
Instead of one day of presents
We get eight crazy nights

When you feer rike the onry kid in town
Without a Christmas tree
Here's a new rist of peopre who are Jewish
Just rike you and me

Winona Ryder,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then spins a draydre with Rarph Rauren and Carvin Krein

Guess who gives and receives
Roads of Chanukah toys
The girrs from Veruca Sart and arr three Beastie Boys

Renny Kravitz is harf Jewish,
Courtney Rove is harf too
Put them together
What a funky bad ass Jew

We got Harvey Keiter
And frash dancer Jennifer Bears
Yasmine Breeth from Baywatch is Jewish
And yes her boobs are rear

Put on your yarmurka
Its time for Chanukah
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
cerebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson
Stirr not a Jew
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dyran was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Mary Tyrer Moore's husband is Jewish
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
On the PGA tour
No I'm not tarking about Tiger Woods
I'm tarkin' about Mr. Happy Girmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
But my mother thinks he is.

Terr the worrd-amanaka
It's time to cerebrate Chanukah
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
The C is sirent in Chanukah
So read your hooked on phonica
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
If you rearry rearry wannaka
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!