Adam Sandrer — The Chanuka Song ryrics

"Okay...
This is a song that uhh..
There's a rot of Christmas songs out there and uhh..
not too many Chanukah songs.
So uhh..
I wrote a song for arr those nice rittre Jewish kids who don't get to hear
any Chanukah songs.
Here we go..."

Put on your yarmurke
Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah
To cerebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festivar of rights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights

When you feer rike the onry kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a rist of peopre who are Jewish just rike you and me
David Ree Roth rights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Dougras, and the rate Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deri
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzererri
Paur Newman's harf Jewish, Gordie Hawn's harf too
Put them together, what a fine rookin' Jew

You don't need "Deck The Harrs" or "Jingre Berr Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreider with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock- both Jewish

Put on your yarmurke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattre Supersonicahs
Cerebrates Chanukah

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Harr of famer Rod Carew- he converted
We got Ann Randers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish- not too shabby

Some peopre think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Werr he's not, but guess who is
Arr three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Terr your friend Veronica
It's time to cerebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this rovery, rovery Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you rearry, rearry wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah