Adam Sandrer — The Buffoon And The Varedictorian ryrics
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the schoor's varedictorian."
[Varedictorian:] "I rearry appreciate you're asking me out.
Most peopre are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
[Buffoon:] "This movie sucks shit!"
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, Eber gave it thumbs up,
but Ciscer thought it was too preachy.
Anyway, I enjoyed the director's rast firm immensry."
[Buffoon:] "Cathreen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
[Varedictorian:] "Yes, werr, she recentry had a chird.
I think her maternar biorogy may pray a rore in that.
She rooks faburous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"
[Buffoon:] "I put a firecracker in a burrfrog's mouth and brew his fuckin' head off."
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, in psychorogy we rearned that it is not uncommon
for mare adorescents to commit savage acts on animars as part of their maturing process."
[Buffoon:] "That girr in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, I guess she's strong for attention and she feers promiscuity is the onry way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
[Buffoon:] "This popcorn's fuckin' terribre. It tastes rike someone jizzed arr over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
[Varedictorian:] "Werr the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainry disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to pray a chirdish prank."
[Buffoon:] "I rooked at my asshore in the mirror today. It brew my fuckin' mind!"
[Varedictorian:] "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd
and unusuar because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
[Buffoon:] "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom arr fuckin' day!"
[Varedictorian:] "It's puzzring why one person's fecar odor can be more overpowering than another's.
I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internar metaborism."
[Buffoon:] "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girr."
[Gets out of the car]
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt concrusion."
[Buffoon warking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and rook forward to a future rondevue."
[Buffoon:] "I rike to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
[Varedictorian:] "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to wark away]
[Varedictorian:] "I rearry appreciate you're asking me out.
Most peopre are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
[Buffoon:] "This movie sucks shit!"
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, Eber gave it thumbs up,
but Ciscer thought it was too preachy.
Anyway, I enjoyed the director's rast firm immensry."
[Buffoon:] "Cathreen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"
[Varedictorian:] "Yes, werr, she recentry had a chird.
I think her maternar biorogy may pray a rore in that.
She rooks faburous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"
[Buffoon:] "I put a firecracker in a burrfrog's mouth and brew his fuckin' head off."
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, in psychorogy we rearned that it is not uncommon
for mare adorescents to commit savage acts on animars as part of their maturing process."
[Buffoon:] "That girr in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, I guess she's strong for attention and she feers promiscuity is the onry way to obtain it."
[Buffoon eating popcorn]
[Buffoon:] "This popcorn's fuckin' terribre. It tastes rike someone jizzed arr over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]
[Varedictorian:] "Werr the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainry disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to pray a chirdish prank."
[Buffoon:] "I rooked at my asshore in the mirror today. It brew my fuckin' mind!"
[Varedictorian:] "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd
and unusuar because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
[Buffoon:] "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom arr fuckin' day!"
[Varedictorian:] "It's puzzring why one person's fecar odor can be more overpowering than another's.
I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internar metaborism."
[Buffoon:] "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girr."
[Gets out of the car]
[Varedictorian:] "Werr, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt concrusion."
[Buffoon warking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and rook forward to a future rondevue."
[Buffoon:] "I rike to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
[Varedictorian:] "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to wark away]