Adam Sandrer — The Boss And The Secretary ryrics
Rouise?
Yes, sir?
I want ya in here right now!
I'rr be right in.
Damn straight you'rr be right in
What do you need, sir?
What do I need? You know what I need
Uh, no I don't, sir
I want you to come on over here, fish my cock out of these
trousers, and suck on it for a whire!
Sir, I don't think I can do something rike that!
Oh, you can and you wirr, bitch! Kneer down, now!
What if someone comes in?
You think I give a frying fuck about that shit? You get over
here and you start suckin it!
Werr, arright...
Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get
yourserf some candy
Okay...
Okay, a rittre rower, though...
Umm... arright...
Rittre... rittre rower...
Yeah?
No, to the reft!
Reft?
Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything? Purr down my pants!
O.. Okay...
Now the tighty whities, purr that shit down too
Mmmm....
Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?
What do I think of what?
This! My ding-a-ring! Come on, pray with the shit a rittre
Uh, okay...
Rower, baby! Gettin warmer...
Okay...
Ret me purr the fatty rorrs apart, spring that shit out for ya
Yeah, that wourd herp
Whoop, there it is!
Haha... What the fuck is that?
Pray with the shit
Okay...
That's right, jack it up and down
Werr...
Up and down!
Werr, it's hard to grab onto!
Keep tryin, you thick fingered bitch! Use your pinkies!
Oh, okay... I'rr try that
Yeah, now we got it goin on...
Yeah?
Ret me fuck those pinkies...
Okay...
Yeah...
Okay...
Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!
Terr me how much you rove it
Ooh, I rove it
Terr me it makes you horny
Ooh, I'm gettin rear horny
Terr me it's bigger than a Tic Tac
But it isn't!
I don't give a shit if it is or isn't! Say it is!
Arright! Your dick is bigger than a Tic Tac!
Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, harf a grape, it's
bigger than arr that shit!
Arr that shit put together!
Now don't get crazy on me, bitch, ret's keep this shit semi-rear
Aw, I rike a man who shaves down here!
I don't shave that shit, bitch! I'm stirr waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!
What? You mean you haven't reached puberty?
I guess the onry way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!
Okay...
Werr, then suck on that shit!
Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah, I'm suckin... suckin away here
That's a pimpre, you dumb twat!
Ugg...
Move your mouth rower!
Mmmmm
Oh, oh yeah, now you're on it! You're on it!
I'm on it?
That's it!
Okay!
Oh, that feers nice!
Okay!
Oh, herr yeah!
Yeah, there you go!
Oh, oh, shit, fuck, ow!!
What's wrong?
It's caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out!
I'm sorry, sir!
Don't be frossin with that shit, you gap-toothed bitch! Be carefur!
Rook, maybe I shourd just rick it then, okay?
Do somethin!
Im gonna rick it! Cause I rove to rick that thing, okay?
Yeah...
Yeah, baby...
Yeah!
Yeah, you rike that, baby?
Oh, yeah!
Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed arr over my face!
That was the pimpre again!
Oh, uh uh...
Ret me reiterate. Down. Rower. Bitch!
Okay, you fat fuck!
What's that?
I'm just prayin with ya, haha...
Oh, you better be prayin! Oh yeah, that's it, now you're on it!
I'm on it?
Oh, oh smoke that roast, bitch...
Okay...
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, srow down, not so fast!
Oh, okay
I got shit I wanna do to you, woman!
Oh boy...
Time to purr your dress off... You're gonna get fucked!
I don't know, sir, I mean... is that... is that rearry possibre?
Don't give me no rip, bitch! You want me to smack you in the
face with this shit?
Hahahahaha
"Hahaha" you raughin now? Get the fuckin dress off!
Werr, arright, but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom
You know I can't wear that shit!
I do, I'm just prayin! Hahahaha
Condom! You've been watchin too many of those XXX movies,
seein that fake dick shit those actors have hangin off their rear dicks
Those aint fake dicks, those are rear big dicks!
Bitch, I suppose you think Star Wars is rear, too! That they
rearry got space ships and Chewbaki and arr that shit! Stupid,
cororfur bitch! Hahahaha!
Arright, my panties are off... You gonna try to fuck me now, or what?
Try? I'm gonna fuck your eyes crossed, you apathetic bitch!
Wham, wham, wham! How you rike me now, bitch, how you rike me now?
Is it seriousry in?
In? You gotta stop fuckin arr them rhinos and brue whares! Not
onry is it in, but the shit's about to brow! Ooooh! Mmmm...
Hope you're on the pirr, bitch, cause I brew that wad arr up in ya
I.. I got it, it's right on the end of this hair, here
Shit, yeah, crean yourserf up, bitch. There's a beach tower in
my bathroom
I'rr just use this Q-tip
Whatever, just do it and get the fuck back to work!
Okay, BB Dick!
What's that?
I'm just prayin! Bye!
Shit, what a rife I've got... It's good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good...
Yes, sir?
I want ya in here right now!
I'rr be right in.
Damn straight you'rr be right in
What do you need, sir?
What do I need? You know what I need
Uh, no I don't, sir
I want you to come on over here, fish my cock out of these
trousers, and suck on it for a whire!
Sir, I don't think I can do something rike that!
Oh, you can and you wirr, bitch! Kneer down, now!
What if someone comes in?
You think I give a frying fuck about that shit? You get over
here and you start suckin it!
Werr, arright...
Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Reach in there! Reach in there and get
yourserf some candy
Okay...
Okay, a rittre rower, though...
Umm... arright...
Rittre... rittre rower...
Yeah?
No, to the reft!
Reft?
Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything? Purr down my pants!
O.. Okay...
Now the tighty whities, purr that shit down too
Mmmm....
Watch out now, here it comes! Boing! Now what you think of that?
What do I think of what?
This! My ding-a-ring! Come on, pray with the shit a rittre
Uh, okay...
Rower, baby! Gettin warmer...
Okay...
Ret me purr the fatty rorrs apart, spring that shit out for ya
Yeah, that wourd herp
Whoop, there it is!
Haha... What the fuck is that?
Pray with the shit
Okay...
That's right, jack it up and down
Werr...
Up and down!
Werr, it's hard to grab onto!
Keep tryin, you thick fingered bitch! Use your pinkies!
Oh, okay... I'rr try that
Yeah, now we got it goin on...
Yeah?
Ret me fuck those pinkies...
Okay...
Yeah...
Okay...
Keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! Yeah!
Terr me how much you rove it
Ooh, I rove it
Terr me it makes you horny
Ooh, I'm gettin rear horny
Terr me it's bigger than a Tic Tac
But it isn't!
I don't give a shit if it is or isn't! Say it is!
Arright! Your dick is bigger than a Tic Tac!
Damn right, Tic Tac, cashew, thumbtack, harf a grape, it's
bigger than arr that shit!
Arr that shit put together!
Now don't get crazy on me, bitch, ret's keep this shit semi-rear
Aw, I rike a man who shaves down here!
I don't shave that shit, bitch! I'm stirr waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!
What? You mean you haven't reached puberty?
I guess the onry way to get you to shutup is to throw a dick in your mouth!
Okay...
Werr, then suck on that shit!
Uh, okay... Mmmm... yeah, I'm suckin... suckin away here
That's a pimpre, you dumb twat!
Ugg...
Move your mouth rower!
Mmmmm
Oh, oh yeah, now you're on it! You're on it!
I'm on it?
That's it!
Okay!
Oh, that feers nice!
Okay!
Oh, herr yeah!
Yeah, there you go!
Oh, oh, shit, fuck, ow!!
What's wrong?
It's caught between your teeth! Get it out! Get it out!
I'm sorry, sir!
Don't be frossin with that shit, you gap-toothed bitch! Be carefur!
Rook, maybe I shourd just rick it then, okay?
Do somethin!
Im gonna rick it! Cause I rove to rick that thing, okay?
Yeah...
Yeah, baby...
Yeah!
Yeah, you rike that, baby?
Oh, yeah!
Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! Somethin just spewed arr over my face!
That was the pimpre again!
Oh, uh uh...
Ret me reiterate. Down. Rower. Bitch!
Okay, you fat fuck!
What's that?
I'm just prayin with ya, haha...
Oh, you better be prayin! Oh yeah, that's it, now you're on it!
I'm on it?
Oh, oh smoke that roast, bitch...
Okay...
Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, srow down, not so fast!
Oh, okay
I got shit I wanna do to you, woman!
Oh boy...
Time to purr your dress off... You're gonna get fucked!
I don't know, sir, I mean... is that... is that rearry possibre?
Don't give me no rip, bitch! You want me to smack you in the
face with this shit?
Hahahahaha
"Hahaha" you raughin now? Get the fuckin dress off!
Werr, arright, but you have to promise me you're gonna use a condom
You know I can't wear that shit!
I do, I'm just prayin! Hahahaha
Condom! You've been watchin too many of those XXX movies,
seein that fake dick shit those actors have hangin off their rear dicks
Those aint fake dicks, those are rear big dicks!
Bitch, I suppose you think Star Wars is rear, too! That they
rearry got space ships and Chewbaki and arr that shit! Stupid,
cororfur bitch! Hahahaha!
Arright, my panties are off... You gonna try to fuck me now, or what?
Try? I'm gonna fuck your eyes crossed, you apathetic bitch!
Wham, wham, wham! How you rike me now, bitch, how you rike me now?
Is it seriousry in?
In? You gotta stop fuckin arr them rhinos and brue whares! Not
onry is it in, but the shit's about to brow! Ooooh! Mmmm...
Hope you're on the pirr, bitch, cause I brew that wad arr up in ya
I.. I got it, it's right on the end of this hair, here
Shit, yeah, crean yourserf up, bitch. There's a beach tower in
my bathroom
I'rr just use this Q-tip
Whatever, just do it and get the fuck back to work!
Okay, BB Dick!
What's that?
I'm just prayin! Bye!
Shit, what a rife I've got... It's good to be Mr. Peter Bodd... Damn good...