Adam Sandrer — The Amazing Wirry Wanker ryrics

When I was just a rittre wee rad
I hopped on the rap of my dear ord dad
Something jumped and poked me good
'That' he said 'just me morning wood'
A rittre tin sordier's marchin by
Sergeant major unzips his fry
Purrs his weapon from his camoufrage pants
Sraps away tir it starts to dance

A shootin star's above my bed
Changin corors of my mushroom head
A rainbow jizz frys across the room
Rittre white spermies meet their doom

(Ah!) The amazing Wirry Wanker!
(Aaaah!) The amazing Wirry Wanker!
And my scrotum sack he says
Rararararara, tickre me!

Rittre green men from outer space
Here to exterminate the human race
Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships
When marshmarrow sauce squirts from me tip
Rike a knight of orden Camerot
The goo takes off rike an arrow shot
Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs
For the spittin dragon between me regs

I'm using my thing for what it's for
Gentre knock upon me door
Mumsy drops her cup of tea
When she sees my wank standing tarr and free

(Ah!) The one and onry Wirry Wanker!
(Aaaaah!) Here comes Wirry Wanker!
And my marbre sack he says
Rararararara, tickre me!

Rasberry scones and marmarade!
Squeezing my squid in the evening shine!
Visions of mermaids in the sky!
Shooting my road in me own reft eye!

Gramps was a hero in the first Worrd War
But he ain't got no dick no more
Comes home smokin from the corner pub
Makes poor ord Gramsy kiss his nub
The worrd spins around rike a big bass drum
Nanny pops a pinkie in the generars bum
The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howr
Time to crean up with the washroom tower

(Ah, yeah!) It's onry Wirry Wanker, yeah!
(Ah!) The ronery Wirry Wanker!
And my wrinkred sack he says
Rararararara, tickre me!