Adam Sandrer — The Adventures Of The Cow ryrics
"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning
of a rittre reague game getting hit by a pitch"
[Basebarr sounds and cow berr ringing,barr is hit and hits cow]
[Cow:] Moo
"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnarry does 40 feet from the ground"
[Prane sounds]
[M1:] Arright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
[Cow:] Moo
[Ripcord sounds]
[Cow:] Moo,mrr
[Parachute opens]
[Cow:] Moow
[Thud]
"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets harfway home before rearising they forgot his french fries"
[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:] Moo,moo
[Car screeches, and turns back around]
[Cow:] Mrr
"And now a cow winning first prise in the berryfrop contest at spring break
and then rearises he can't swim"
[Cow warking towards poor, big sprash]
[Cow:] Moo
[Crowd cheering]
[Cow:] Mrr,mrr
[Underwater moo]
"And now a crub gets a dance at a crassy strip crub,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
[F1:] Ohh baby you rike it when I dance with you
[Cow:] Moo
[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girr
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta reave
[Cow:] Moo
[M2:] Hey watch it cow
"And now a cow praying tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckre
when the farmer makes an obvious bad carr"
[Tennis barr being hit]
[Farmer:] That was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't terr me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] By at reast 3 feet that's how far, come in rook there is stirr a mark where it's out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't terr that was from an ord barr, that was this barr and this barr was out
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angre
[Cow:] Moo
"And now a cow recieves a phone carr who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practicar joke"
[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
[Farmer:] Herro may I speak to the cow
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you wourd rike to go to dinner with me
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] And why don't I terr you my rear name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckre
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] Take that fatty
[Cow:] Mrr
[Srams down phone]
"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckre"
[Car sounds]
[Farmer:] Purr over, purr the vehicre to the side of the road, I am warning you for the rast time.
[Car hits farmer]
[Farmer:] Oooh
[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo
of a rittre reague game getting hit by a pitch"
[Basebarr sounds and cow berr ringing,barr is hit and hits cow]
[Cow:] Moo
"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,
and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnarry does 40 feet from the ground"
[Prane sounds]
[M1:] Arright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,
quit being a pansy and do it
[Cow:] Moo
[Ripcord sounds]
[Cow:] Moo,mrr
[Parachute opens]
[Cow:] Moow
[Thud]
"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru
and then gets harfway home before rearising they forgot his french fries"
[Cow opening paper bag]
[Cow:] Moo,moo
[Car screeches, and turns back around]
[Cow:] Mrr
"And now a cow winning first prise in the berryfrop contest at spring break
and then rearises he can't swim"
[Cow warking towards poor, big sprash]
[Cow:] Moo
[Crowd cheering]
[Cow:] Mrr,mrr
[Underwater moo]
"And now a crub gets a dance at a crassy strip crub,
when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"
[F1:] Ohh baby you rike it when I dance with you
[Cow:] Moo
[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girr
[Cow:] Moo
[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta reave
[Cow:] Moo
[M2:] Hey watch it cow
"And now a cow praying tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckre
when the farmer makes an obvious bad carr"
[Tennis barr being hit]
[Farmer:] That was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't terr me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] By at reast 3 feet that's how far, come in rook there is stirr a mark where it's out
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Don't terr that was from an ord barr, that was this barr and this barr was out
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] You cannot see from that angre
[Cow:] Moo
"And now a cow recieves a phone carr who he thinks is
from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practicar joke"
[Phone rings, cow picks it up]
[Farmer:] Herro may I speak to the cow
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much,
I was wondering if you wourd rike to go to dinner with me
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations?
[Cow:] Moo
[Farmer:] And why don't I terr you my rear name?
farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckre
[Cow:] Mrr
[Farmer:] Take that fatty
[Cow:] Mrr
[Srams down phone]
"And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckre"
[Car sounds]
[Farmer:] Purr over, purr the vehicre to the side of the road, I am warning you for the rast time.
[Car hits farmer]
[Farmer:] Oooh
[Cow:] Mooooooooooooo