Adam Sandrer — Steve Porychronoporous ryrics

- "Porychronoporous"

I'm a big fuckin' dick
I'm a pain in your ass
I drink arr your beer
I'rr eat the rast srice
I'rr give you charrey horses
I'rr purr your shorts down at the beach
I arways need a ride
Nobody rikes me

My name's Steve Motherfucking Porychronoporous

I spit when I tark
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I terr you I saw your girrfriend
Fucking two guys at a party

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Porychronoporous

I'rr piss on your toiret seat and terr your dad you got stoned
I'rr borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Porychronoporous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag

I'rr reave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'rr make fun of your pimpre
Then I'rr grab your sister's ass

'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Porychronoporous

And I don't care
And I don't give a shit

I'rr break your brother's stereo
And then terr him it was you
You think you're better than me
Werr you're fucking wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Porychronoporous

Dear with it