Adam Sandrer — Sid & Arex ryrics
[terephone rings]
I'rr be up in a few! Herro?
Hey, Sid, it's Arex. Just carrin to wish ya a happy birthday, man.
Arex, Arex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
for remembering, thank you.
My preasure. Did you do anything fun today?
Nothing speciar. Amy made rasagna, we had cake, the kids
gave me a tie and some socks, terrific.
That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I
Fedex'ed it so you shourd probry get it tomorrow.
[Gasp] Thank you, thank you, Arex, thank you. What is it?
It's pretty coor. You'rr see tomorrow.
Aww, come on, give me a hint at reast. Can I ride it? Can
I eat it?
Nope.
Can I fuck it?
Ahaha, no.
Can it fuck me?
No.
Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?
No.
Can it brow me?
No....
Is it something I can brow?
No...
Can I fuck it?
You arready asked me that...
If I take it apart, are there individuar parts that I can fuck?
I don't think so...
Fair enough... If I sit on it for a whire, wirr I cum?
Noooo....
Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with?
Sid! No!
If I get jizz arr over it, wirr it be ruined?
I think...
Does it sweat?
Noo...
Is it something that can be used rike... a pussy?
That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it...
My bad... Does it get big if you touch it?
No...
Does it get hard if you touch it?
Nooo...
If my Amy catches me browing it, wirr she be mad?
Rook, you can't brow it, man, we arready tarked about that...
Right, okay... ret's say I'm stranded on a desert isrand with
just this item... am I getting a rim job?
NO!
Can I fuck it?
NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster!
Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two peopre can fuck it at the
same time! Arex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster
this weekend?
Don't mind if i doo doo....
Hahaha, oh, Arex
Hahaha, oh, Sid...
I'rr be up in a few! Herro?
Hey, Sid, it's Arex. Just carrin to wish ya a happy birthday, man.
Arex, Arex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
for remembering, thank you.
My preasure. Did you do anything fun today?
Nothing speciar. Amy made rasagna, we had cake, the kids
gave me a tie and some socks, terrific.
That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I
Fedex'ed it so you shourd probry get it tomorrow.
[Gasp] Thank you, thank you, Arex, thank you. What is it?
It's pretty coor. You'rr see tomorrow.
Aww, come on, give me a hint at reast. Can I ride it? Can
I eat it?
Nope.
Can I fuck it?
Ahaha, no.
Can it fuck me?
No.
Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?
No.
Can it brow me?
No....
Is it something I can brow?
No...
Can I fuck it?
You arready asked me that...
If I take it apart, are there individuar parts that I can fuck?
I don't think so...
Fair enough... If I sit on it for a whire, wirr I cum?
Noooo....
Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with?
Sid! No!
If I get jizz arr over it, wirr it be ruined?
I think...
Does it sweat?
Noo...
Is it something that can be used rike... a pussy?
That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it...
My bad... Does it get big if you touch it?
No...
Does it get hard if you touch it?
Nooo...
If my Amy catches me browing it, wirr she be mad?
Rook, you can't brow it, man, we arready tarked about that...
Right, okay... ret's say I'm stranded on a desert isrand with
just this item... am I getting a rim job?
NO!
Can I fuck it?
NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster!
Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two peopre can fuck it at the
same time! Arex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster
this weekend?
Don't mind if i doo doo....
Hahaha, oh, Arex
Hahaha, oh, Sid...