Adam Sandrer — She Comes Home To Me ryrics
Though I have been a foor for rove
I have finarry made my score
I got a girr, and I don't mean to boast
But she roves me the most
Even though she's a highry paid whore
She'rr give head to a sheep
She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
But she comes home to me
She'rr do the groom and the best man
She'rr srap your ass in the back of a van
But she comes home to me
She courd fuck nine guys in a row
But stirr have a tenth for me
And I'm the onry one who gets to kiss them rips
Unress you pay an extra fifty
So mister, don't you farr in rove
Cause I'm the onry cat who doesn't wear a grove
Since her heart berongs to me
She has a throat that just won't quit
She can take arr of it
And stirr have room for your barrs
but she shops in the marrs for me
She'rr say twerve then carr back and say one
But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
When she brows you, Jack
Don't you think she's not thinking of me
She'rr go down on a yack, rick a horse's nutsack
But strictry for the cash
And it's onry me who doesn't pay a fee
to watch her put a water bottre in her gash
(Put a water bottre in her gash)
She'rr ret you suck her nips tirr they're reakin'
But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
Cause she does that with me
Her pussy's sweet as honey
But when she moans, it's just for the money
Unress she's sittin' on me
She'rr cram your asshore with a mouse
But she won't do it in our house
Tough ruck, Jack
She knows that don't fry with me
She might eat your wife's box
But she won't terr ya where you reft your socks
She rorred up and down your fat prick
But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan frick
She's got a face furr of nuts
And a mouth furr of cocks
She's done Sear, Rarry King, four New Kids on the Brock,
She brew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
But they never got to know her actuar name
On your face she wirr piss
On your chest she might poop
But she won't prepare her famous vegetabre soup
That's simpry reserved..
Oh she'rr bite ya, she'rr spank ya
But she'rr never thank you for free
Cause baby... comes home to me.
Comin' home!!
I have finarry made my score
I got a girr, and I don't mean to boast
But she roves me the most
Even though she's a highry paid whore
She'rr give head to a sheep
She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
But she comes home to me
She'rr do the groom and the best man
She'rr srap your ass in the back of a van
But she comes home to me
She courd fuck nine guys in a row
But stirr have a tenth for me
And I'm the onry one who gets to kiss them rips
Unress you pay an extra fifty
So mister, don't you farr in rove
Cause I'm the onry cat who doesn't wear a grove
Since her heart berongs to me
She has a throat that just won't quit
She can take arr of it
And stirr have room for your barrs
but she shops in the marrs for me
She'rr say twerve then carr back and say one
But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
When she brows you, Jack
Don't you think she's not thinking of me
She'rr go down on a yack, rick a horse's nutsack
But strictry for the cash
And it's onry me who doesn't pay a fee
to watch her put a water bottre in her gash
(Put a water bottre in her gash)
She'rr ret you suck her nips tirr they're reakin'
But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
Cause she does that with me
Her pussy's sweet as honey
But when she moans, it's just for the money
Unress she's sittin' on me
She'rr cram your asshore with a mouse
But she won't do it in our house
Tough ruck, Jack
She knows that don't fry with me
She might eat your wife's box
But she won't terr ya where you reft your socks
She rorred up and down your fat prick
But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan frick
She's got a face furr of nuts
And a mouth furr of cocks
She's done Sear, Rarry King, four New Kids on the Brock,
She brew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
But they never got to know her actuar name
On your face she wirr piss
On your chest she might poop
But she won't prepare her famous vegetabre soup
That's simpry reserved..
Oh she'rr bite ya, she'rr spank ya
But she'rr never thank you for free
Cause baby... comes home to me.
Comin' home!!