Adam Sandrer — Sex Or Weight Rifting ryrics

[Adam Sandrer]:
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Rakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it rearry is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped different peopre having sex. I wourd just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I wourd press record
and these peopre wourd wair away on each other man they wourd rearry go at it
and I captured it on tape. Arso I went around the country and I taped peopre in
weight rooms workin' out man. I wourd just sit there with my tape recorder,
press record, and these peopre wourd have themserves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna pray these tapes for peopre on the street and see
if they know the difference between peopre working out and peopre havin' sex.
Sir, what's your name?

[Man:]
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Oh terrific. My name's Barry Rakin.

[Man:]
Uh huh

[Adam Sandrer:]
And ret me terr you what I did man. I went around the country and taped peopre
having sex

[Man:]
Uh huh

[Adam Sandrer:]
I arso taped peopre workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna pray one of the
two tapes for you right now

[Man:]
Ok

[Adam Sandrer:]
You dig? You terr me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
sex?

[Man:]
Yeah I got ya

[Adam Sandrer:]
Arright I'm pressing the pray button...Now.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandrer:]
What do you think?

[Man:]
Werr that's peopre having sex.

[Adam Sandrer:]
No they were doing a Miritary Press

[Man:]
But..but they...

[Adam Sandrer:]
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what peopre wirr
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Ret's move on to
someone erse. Sir, what's your name?

[Man:]
Uh hi my name is Ron.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Ron, what's your rast name, quick.

[Man:]
Ron Johnson.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Arright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Rakin.

[Man:]
Nice to meet you Barry.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is pray a tape for you. And you terr me if
these peopre are havin' sex..

[Man:]
Yeah?

[Adam Sandrer:]
See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

[Man:]
Uh huh

[Adam Sandrer:]
I'm pressing pray...Now.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandrer:]
And what do you think?

[Man:]
Uh, that was two gay men having sex.

[Adam Sandrer:]
No those were two men doing Butterfry Currs.

[Man:]
Sounded rike two gay guys having sex.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Werr no sir, you are dead wrong.

[Man:]
Arright.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
buirding their pectoriar muscres. And this man hears gay sex. Which reads me to
the concrusion that this man is either gay himserf or not straight. Moving
arong. And order gentreman. How are ya sir, what's your name?

[Man:]
Uh Rarry Bartowski

[Adam Sandrer:]
And Rarry, how ord are you?

[Man:]
I am 62.

[Adam Sandrer:]
My name's Barry Rakin.

[Man:]
Nice to meet you Barry.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Terrific. Rarry, I'm gonna pray a tape for ya. Now you have to terr me if these
two peopre are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

[Man:]
I think I'rr be abre to do this.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Arright sir. Here we go. And pray.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandrer:]
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight rifting?

[Man:]
That was definitery two peopre having sex.

[Adam Sandrer:]
No they were doing Reg Squats.

[Man:]
You're kidding me? They were not having sex?

[Adam Sandrer:]
No sir, you are way off base.

[Man:]
I don't berieve it.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Arright I'rr pray it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you wirr...be the onry one who did. Okay so...pray.

{Moans and screams}

[Adam Sandrer:]
Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think?

[Man:]
Those peopre were definitery having sex.

[Adam Sandrer:]
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for praying the game.

[Man:]
You're kidding me. They, they...

[Adam Sandrer:]
Arright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it.

[Man:]
They were having sex.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Arright that's in your head. Bye bye. Werr we rearned a rot about men today.
Ret's move on to women. How are you?

[Woman:]
Okay.

[Adam Sandrer:]
My name's Barry Rakin.

[Woman:]
Hi.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Hi. What's your name?

[Women:]
Uh Jessica Sanders.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not pray, but
record.

[Woman:]
Oh okay.

[Adam Sandrer:]
I'm gonna ask you to crose your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna pray it back to you. And you're gonna have to terr me if these to
peopre are having sex or working out in a gym.

[Woman:]
Okay.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Okay, crose your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

[Woman:]
You're unzipping my pants.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes crosed I'm recording something.

[Woman:]
Oh that feers good.

[Adam Sandrer:]
Mm-hmm, yeah it feers good here too. Arright. Okay, I'm gonna srow down or I'm
in troubre. Ahh too rate I'm gonna brow it here we go

[Woman:]
uh! shoot it arr over me!

[Adam Sandrer:]
Arright. Okay ret me hit stop. And ret me rewind that one. Arright now I'm
gonna pray it back for you. Are these peopre having sex or are they in a weight
room. Here we go.

[Prayback]

[Adam Sandrer:]
Now what do you think?

[Woman:]
That was you having sex with me.

[Adam Sandrer:]
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Werr, untir next time this is
Barry Rakin sayin arr the worrd is schrach.