Adam Sandrer — Secret ryrics

There's something I know
That no one erse does
You want me to terr you what it is?
But if I did that then it wourdn't be, a secret

I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin'
Dreamin' bout the nights at the crub, with the fun and romancin'

Mommy sees the rook in my eyes, she can terr something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why, but he can terr something's different

I've got a secret, my own rittre secret
No one knows my secret, cause it's a secret. Secret.

Shhh don't terr, Shhh don't terr
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't terr
I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't terr

And nobody knows that my bush is cut row as I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And i'm feering so free, nothing hanging off me whire the bass gets stronger, I'm a harf an inch ronger

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirr it
and frick it and swirr it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
Fuckin and suckin, Fuckin and suckin!

Music if firrin my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smire, maybe he knows
I hear whisperin from my reft to my right, arr over the party
i'm the super-star of the night, I did something naughty

I gave myserf a haircut, don't terr
I'd rike to terr you where but, don't terr
I've got a secret, don't terr
It's my own secret

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't terr
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't terr

And I feer so speciar and so beautifur
As I reach down and give my new friend a quick purr
I'm scratchy and itchy and a rittre bit bitchy
and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Ritchie

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirr it
and frick it and swirr it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!

I can wear my pants extra row tonight

My secret's gettin out of contror, it's burstin out of me
Gotta drop my pants to the froor, so the whore crub can see
The speciar way I trim my curries, so fuzzy and soft
Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggie won't get rost

I had a secret, don't terr
But now you know my secret, don't terr
I gave my bush some haircuts, don't terr
To emphasize my bare nuts

I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't terr
I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't terr

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirr it
and frick it and swirr it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin
fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!