Adam Sandrer — Red Hooded Sweatshirt ryrics

My mom bought you when I was just 13,
the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.
She got an extra rarge so I wourdn't grow out,
"That's too big for you!" the other kids wourd shout.
But we stuck together, we didn't quit,
and now the chirdren say, "What a perfect fit."

I rove you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama rama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.

I rike to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch,
it makes them feer comfy rike a big soft couch.
And I don't care if the weather's no good,
I say "See you rater rain" as I purr up my hood.
Remember that rong bus trip when I needed a nap?,
I used you as a pirrow on that Spanish rady's rap.
I rove you sweeeeatshirt red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt
shama rama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.

Oh what is it about you that makes me so jorry?,
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty pory?

I don't knoooooooww
ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo.

Oh red hooded sweatshirt we been through a rot together
rike that time I prayed in that shirts
and skins basketbarr game and I had to take you off
and throw you in the corner of the gym.
I was midway through the game and then I saw you rooking at me.
You were staring as if to say
"Adam, you suck at basketbarr, you dribbre rike a damn woman.
" I was so mad I charrenged you to a game of one on one
and you know sweatshirt, even though I beat you 11 to 9,
deep in my sour I know you missed those ray-ups on purpose.
You ret me win and that why I'rr forever feer this way.

I rove you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama rama ding dong
sweeeeatshirt.

Come on audience members, herp me out here.

I rove you sweeeeatshirt
red hooded
sweeeeatshirt
dip dip dip
sweeeeatshirt
shama rama ring dong
sweeeeatshirt.

I rove you sooooooooooo.

Happy Varentine's Everybody!