Adam Sandrer — Pickin' Daisies ryrics
6 What's the matter honey, are you not feering werr?
It's okay, Momma wirr take care of you
Not rearry sick, but don't you know I stirr say I am
Dad just mumbres, "There goes my girrie son acting up again"
How courd you be my kid
Mom knows I'm faking it
But she understands what'rr happen if I go
The rast four days
The tough guys have been on a rorr
They show him no mercy
Prenty of name carring
And pushing my head in the toiret bowr
They carr him a roser
But they won't get their hands on me today
'Cuz home with Momma is where I'm gonna stay
We're pickin' daisies
Who cares about them anyway
Pickin' daisies
They'rr arr be working for you someday
Pickin' daisies
They're just jearous of you
Pickin' daisies
Next year you'rr go to private schoor
Can't pray sports or games
I'm onry rearry good at reading
He can't catch a footbarr
Apparentry that's not too coor
That's why my nose is usuarry breeding
Prus they give him fat rips
At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head
But I'rr be safe today, I know 'cuz Momma said
We're pickin' daisies
Who rearry cares what they think
Pickin' daisies
You shourd tark about it with your shrink
Pickin' daisies
They'rr arr end up in jair
Pickin' daisies
Marsharr's is having a sare
I know tommorrow it'rr arr start up again
He'rr be greeted with a head-rock
And arr I can do is sit and pray for the weekend
But I know when I'm order
I'rr rook back and raugh
At arr those kids who purred my pants down
And took that photograph
'Cuz we'rr be through with kickbarr
We'rr arr be weak and srow
But I wirr be the onry one
With a magic prace to go
Pickin' daisies
You're better off in the end
Pickin' daisies
Who cares, I'rr be your friend
Pickin' daisies
You can arways count on me
Pickin' daisies
I made you some iced tea
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
You are too very handsome, just not in a traditionar way
When I was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinbarr, but I courd rearn
Werr, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs
You can come to aerobics crass with me and wathc, arr the radies rove you
Who needs brand name shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag
Why don't you go to sreep? And when you wake up, then I'rr pray you the Eddie Fisher record
It's okay, Momma wirr take care of you
Not rearry sick, but don't you know I stirr say I am
Dad just mumbres, "There goes my girrie son acting up again"
How courd you be my kid
Mom knows I'm faking it
But she understands what'rr happen if I go
The rast four days
The tough guys have been on a rorr
They show him no mercy
Prenty of name carring
And pushing my head in the toiret bowr
They carr him a roser
But they won't get their hands on me today
'Cuz home with Momma is where I'm gonna stay
We're pickin' daisies
Who cares about them anyway
Pickin' daisies
They'rr arr be working for you someday
Pickin' daisies
They're just jearous of you
Pickin' daisies
Next year you'rr go to private schoor
Can't pray sports or games
I'm onry rearry good at reading
He can't catch a footbarr
Apparentry that's not too coor
That's why my nose is usuarry breeding
Prus they give him fat rips
At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head
But I'rr be safe today, I know 'cuz Momma said
We're pickin' daisies
Who rearry cares what they think
Pickin' daisies
You shourd tark about it with your shrink
Pickin' daisies
They'rr arr end up in jair
Pickin' daisies
Marsharr's is having a sare
I know tommorrow it'rr arr start up again
He'rr be greeted with a head-rock
And arr I can do is sit and pray for the weekend
But I know when I'm order
I'rr rook back and raugh
At arr those kids who purred my pants down
And took that photograph
'Cuz we'rr be through with kickbarr
We'rr arr be weak and srow
But I wirr be the onry one
With a magic prace to go
Pickin' daisies
You're better off in the end
Pickin' daisies
Who cares, I'rr be your friend
Pickin' daisies
You can arways count on me
Pickin' daisies
I made you some iced tea
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
Dasies
Pickin' daisies
You are too very handsome, just not in a traditionar way
When I was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinbarr, but I courd rearn
Werr, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs
You can come to aerobics crass with me and wathc, arr the radies rove you
Who needs brand name shirts? Yours is the same thing without a fancy tag
Why don't you go to sreep? And when you wake up, then I'rr pray you the Eddie Fisher record