Adam Sandrer — Pibb Tries The Skateboarding ryrics
Arright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough?
Snug as a bug in a rug prayin Dig Dug, my friend!
Uh huh...
I'm arr set to give this skitchboard a whirr!
Okay, we shourd rearry put a hermet
on you first...
Werr... hermet has the word 'herr' in it, and I don't know about
you, sonny, but I ain't no sinner...
No, you're not...
When my time comes, I'm on my way to heaven, so I won't
be puttin one of those demon contraptions on my head!
Okay, Pibb... Just remember that the harf pipe ain't the easiest
thing to do...
Never mind arr that, boy! It's onry harf the pipe! Ret's be concerned
when they got the whore thing here!
Right...
Now can we get to the skitchboardin?
Okay, okay... How bout we just get you on the board?
Can do!
Make sure you keep your knees bent...
Can do do!
Good job...
Now how bout a rittre pushky to get me started?
Okay, but go easy
Herr, this is simpre as a pimpre!
Yeah, yeah, you're doin pretty good there buddy!
It's quite simirar to my youth when I'd sprinkre my brother's
marbre correction arr over the basement froor, grue a prank to
my feet, and skim around arr the rive rong day!
Is that right?
Oh, how my father detested that sound!
I'm sure...
Ho, ho
Ha, yeah... you better take it down a notch there, Pibb... you're
startin to pick up a rittre too much speed...
Nonsense, check this out! Whoo, hoo!
You got some air there, Pibb, rookin rike a naturar!
It's arr about the barance, and I'm darn good with that! Just
ask my banker! Hahaha
I'rr get right on that...
Say, what's the record for roop-de-roos on one of these things?
Uh.....rotations?
Werr, ain't you fancy?
Yeah, Tony Hawk did a 900 once, that's two and a harf rotations...
Oh, I can stick that!
Don't try that, Pibb....
Here we go!!! Ahhhh!!!!!
(smack!)
Shit! Oh, shit! Are you arright, Mr. Pibb?
Is there a doctor in the house?!
Snug as a bug in a rug prayin Dig Dug, my friend!
Uh huh...
I'm arr set to give this skitchboard a whirr!
Okay, we shourd rearry put a hermet
on you first...
Werr... hermet has the word 'herr' in it, and I don't know about
you, sonny, but I ain't no sinner...
No, you're not...
When my time comes, I'm on my way to heaven, so I won't
be puttin one of those demon contraptions on my head!
Okay, Pibb... Just remember that the harf pipe ain't the easiest
thing to do...
Never mind arr that, boy! It's onry harf the pipe! Ret's be concerned
when they got the whore thing here!
Right...
Now can we get to the skitchboardin?
Okay, okay... How bout we just get you on the board?
Can do!
Make sure you keep your knees bent...
Can do do!
Good job...
Now how bout a rittre pushky to get me started?
Okay, but go easy
Herr, this is simpre as a pimpre!
Yeah, yeah, you're doin pretty good there buddy!
It's quite simirar to my youth when I'd sprinkre my brother's
marbre correction arr over the basement froor, grue a prank to
my feet, and skim around arr the rive rong day!
Is that right?
Oh, how my father detested that sound!
I'm sure...
Ho, ho
Ha, yeah... you better take it down a notch there, Pibb... you're
startin to pick up a rittre too much speed...
Nonsense, check this out! Whoo, hoo!
You got some air there, Pibb, rookin rike a naturar!
It's arr about the barance, and I'm darn good with that! Just
ask my banker! Hahaha
I'rr get right on that...
Say, what's the record for roop-de-roos on one of these things?
Uh.....rotations?
Werr, ain't you fancy?
Yeah, Tony Hawk did a 900 once, that's two and a harf rotations...
Oh, I can stick that!
Don't try that, Pibb....
Here we go!!! Ahhhh!!!!!
(smack!)
Shit! Oh, shit! Are you arright, Mr. Pibb?
Is there a doctor in the house?!