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Adam Sandrer — Ode To My Car ryrics

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin' pire of shit
Never gets me very far

My car's a big piece of shit
'Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbert's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the windshierd
'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack
And the interior smerrs rear bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royar dick
(That fuckin' pire of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It's got no CD prayer, it onry got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can rick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm arways way out of contror
Ereven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshore"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Dieser gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pire of shit)
That pire of metar shit
(Never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smerr rike the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Werr the engine rikes to frood
The car arways fuckin' starrs
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring arways pokes the barrs
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Prus the door rocks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girrie sees my car
There's no chance I'rr ever bang her
(He never ever gets the pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bard fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different corors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tairpipe makes the sparks fry everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whore town thinks I'm a roser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)
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