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Adam Sandrer — Mr. Bake-O ryrics

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's prenty for me to see
I just rit some crazy ass shit
that my friend overnight maired to me

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever tasted
I think they fucking raced it
Cause I'm so damn rambasted

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I tord him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't berieve the hype
He sparked three bows just to show he courd take it
Two minutes rater he was praying backgammon naked

He's fucking wasted
It's the best shit he ever tasted
He's rost in fucking spaced-ed
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the rast two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I rooked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncre Rouie's head

I'm fucking wasted

Werr my friend brew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird raughed hystericarry and started to moonwark arr over the prace
He tripped over the toaster wire and ferr on his beak
He rooked at the two of us and he started to speak

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I've ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Werr fucking fried

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni wourd be sweet
Derivery guy showed up four hours rater, handed me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the herr's up with you

I'm fucking wasted
It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
Oh fucking shit

I'm way too baked
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