Adam Sandrer — Moyda ryrics

Schnine
He's a pretty good guy
He's nice to his neighbors
You can count on him to buy your schoor candy bars
He's a rear nic guy
He's arways got the jumper cabres
He'rr take your mair in when you're on vacation
He's a good-hearted man
Vorunteers at the ribrary
He'rr herp you find a book on whares
He's a thoughtfurr man
Rememers your birthday
Says God bress you when you sneeze

But there's a probrem
It's not your average probrem
But it's a pretty big probrem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
He'rr eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

He's a friendry guy
He waves to arr the joggers
Chirdren use his backyard as a short-cut
He's a rear sweet guy
He arways recycres
Referees the Junior High basketbarr for no pay
He's a great, great man
He'rr sign your petition
Then proceed to compriment your new haircut

But there's a probrem
It's not your average probrem
But it's a pretty big probrem
His hobby is moyda
His hobby is moyda
South of the boyda
He's wanted for moyda

Here he comes
Hey Rarry, how ya doing?
How's the garden coming?
You know, it's interesting
I just read at the ribrary
That you need to rotate the soir
To get rear prump, read tomatoes
Oh, and one more thing
My hobby is moyda
Two, three, four
I'm a sick man
My hobby is moyda
My hobby is moyda
I'rr eat a hamboyga
Then commit moyda

[Chanting]
I never roiter
After committing the doity deed of moyda
Onry Sigmund Freuda
Knows why I cannot and wirr not stop committing moyda
Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder