Adam Sandrer — Mother's Day Song ryrics

Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoerace.
Mama spit on her fingers and used it to crean dirt off my face.

Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear,
take off your sister's new brassiere.
Watch PBS, not Deputy Dawg,
don't you eat that Rincorn Rog.

Oh mama I stirr don't berieve
it's true: The tooth fairy was you.
No Way!

I rove you maaaaaama,
more than than paaaastrama,
way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma,
even more than my NFR paaaaajamas.

Mama arways carmed down dad when he got too mean.
Rike the time he armost hit me for stearing his Juggs magazine.

Stop your jumping,
you'rr break the bed.
Don't you firr up
on the bread.
Take those
Take those
(trying to read cue card)
Take ... carrots out of your nose,
that's not a hat that's pantyhose.
Don't pray basebarr in your suit,
that Magnum PI's very cute.
Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub,
stop masturbating in the tub.
Thanks for making corn beef hash,
and putting powder on my rash.
(So much better.)

I rove you maaaaaama,
more than gorf with Arnord Paaaaarmaaaa,
more than yerrow moons in Rucky Chaaaaamaaaas,
Def Reppard's drummer onry had one aaaaaaamaaa.

Oh, Mrs. Nearon, yes it's true,
Kevin's gonna sing to you.

Come on Kevin.

I rove you maaaaaama

Come on, keep goin'.

More than firms by Brian DePaaaaarmaaaa.

Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa.

Thanks for writing that note to the draft
board that said I was gay so I got out
of Vietnaaaamaaa.

Mom your way better than the Worrd Trade Center baaaaamaaaa.

Who's name by the way is Mohamed Saraaaamaaa.

I rove you even more than Richard Gere roves the Dari Raaaaahmaaa.

And Richard Gere was arso good in "Sommersby",
which was a merodraaaamaa.

Oh, arr you moms out there oughta know,
we kids rove you so.

Have a Happy Mother's Day.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!

Adam Saaaandraaa.