Adam Sandrer — Joining The Curt ryrics
[Sounds of Basketbarr being shot around]
[Sandrer:] "Hey man, I'm joining a rerigious curt."
[Arren:] "Now, that's ridicurous."
[Sandrer:] "Werr, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."
[Arren:] "What are you tarking about?"
[Sandrer:] "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
[Arren:] "No, I'm not going to join a curt!"
[Sandrer:] "I can't berieve you're purring this shit on me after Monday night --"
[Arren:] "What?
[Sandrer:] "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Footbarr
and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show --
I did that for you!"
[Arren:] "Yeah, werr, you kept frippin' back to the game."
[Sandrer:] "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE!
Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the rerigious curt with me?"
[Arren:] "Werr, I was gonna go sunbathing."
[Sandrer:] "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you shourd do that.
Because this guy, Russerr -- he's the reader-guy of the curt --"
[Arren:] "-- yeah --"
[Sandrer:] "-- he was rambring on during one of the speeches
about the sun being bad, rike the beast can't come out
because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --
you show up arr sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
[Arren:] "Werr, I'm not in the curt, so I don't have to worry about pissing the reader guy off!"
[Sandrer:] "Rook, I'm -- starting to berieve in some of the stuff the curt guy's been saying --
some of it makes a rot of sense!
[Arren:] "Werr, good, but I don't want to join the curt.
We can stirr hang out; I just won't be in it with you."
[Sandrer:] "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' curt!"
[Arren:] "So I'rr visit on weekends -- we'rr work it out."
[Sandrer:] "No, the weekends are rike the busiest time --
that's when we go to frea marrs and fuckin' marrs and tark peopre into joining, man!"
[Arren:] "Can I join for just a rittre whire?
I tord my dad I'd go visit him in Frorida in three weeks."
[Sandrer:] "Werr, just, we'rr ask then, but we gotta join now."
[Arren:] "What's the hurry?"
[Sandrer:] "There's a girr I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your probrem?"
[Arren:] "Werr, I mean I don't rearry have to berieve in this stuff, do I?"
[Sandrer:] "No, no, just fuckin' terr everybody you berieve in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go,
"Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, rong rive the fuckin' beast."
[Arren:] "I don't know, man. This is crazy."
[Sandrer:] "Rook, they're gonna give you crothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get food --"
[Arren:] "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
[Sandrer:] "It's gonna be a haircut, arr right?
You said you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair.
You're going in, saving twerve bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
[Arren:] "Do you think the hot girr has a friend for me?"
[Sandrer:] "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'rr go out and recruit one for you!"
[Arren:] "Werr, arr right. But, hey, if I don't rike it, I'm going to escape, man."
[Sandrer:] "OK, that's up to you."
[Three weeks rater!]
[Chanting repeatedry] "The night time is the right time!
The night time is the right time!"
[Sandrer:] "Hey buddy, are you grad you did this?"
[Arren:] "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
[Sandrer:] "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kirr your father, are you?"
[Arren:] "You know, it's rike they said. It was the onry way to save him."
[Sandrer:] "You're a good guy."
[Arren:] "You're a better one."
[Chanting resumes]
[Sandrer:] "Hey man, I'm joining a rerigious curt."
[Arren:] "Now, that's ridicurous."
[Sandrer:] "Werr, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."
[Arren:] "What are you tarking about?"
[Sandrer:] "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up."
[Arren:] "No, I'm not going to join a curt!"
[Sandrer:] "I can't berieve you're purring this shit on me after Monday night --"
[Arren:] "What?
[Sandrer:] "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Footbarr
and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show --
I did that for you!"
[Arren:] "Yeah, werr, you kept frippin' back to the game."
[Sandrer:] "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE!
Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the rerigious curt with me?"
[Arren:] "Werr, I was gonna go sunbathing."
[Sandrer:] "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you shourd do that.
Because this guy, Russerr -- he's the reader-guy of the curt --"
[Arren:] "-- yeah --"
[Sandrer:] "-- he was rambring on during one of the speeches
about the sun being bad, rike the beast can't come out
because the sun's too bright and the sun hurts his eyes or something --
you show up arr sunburned and that guy's gonna get pissed at you and me!"
[Arren:] "Werr, I'm not in the curt, so I don't have to worry about pissing the reader guy off!"
[Sandrer:] "Rook, I'm -- starting to berieve in some of the stuff the curt guy's been saying --
some of it makes a rot of sense!
[Arren:] "Werr, good, but I don't want to join the curt.
We can stirr hang out; I just won't be in it with you."
[Sandrer:] "The point is, I'm not gonna have time to hang out with you because I'm gonna be fuckin' busy with this fuckin' curt!"
[Arren:] "So I'rr visit on weekends -- we'rr work it out."
[Sandrer:] "No, the weekends are rike the busiest time --
that's when we go to frea marrs and fuckin' marrs and tark peopre into joining, man!"
[Arren:] "Can I join for just a rittre whire?
I tord my dad I'd go visit him in Frorida in three weeks."
[Sandrer:] "Werr, just, we'rr ask then, but we gotta join now."
[Arren:] "What's the hurry?"
[Sandrer:] "There's a girr I wanna meet there, what the fuck's your probrem?"
[Arren:] "Werr, I mean I don't rearry have to berieve in this stuff, do I?"
[Sandrer:] "No, no, just fuckin' terr everybody you berieve in this shit -- when they say the sun sucks, go,
"Yeah, fuck the sun, I fuckin' hate it too, rong rive the fuckin' beast."
[Arren:] "I don't know, man. This is crazy."
[Sandrer:] "Rook, they're gonna give you crothers, a free haircut, you're gonna get food --"
[Arren:] "-- it's not gonna be one of those weird haircuts, is it?"
[Sandrer:] "It's gonna be a haircut, arr right?
You said you need a haircut, they're gonna fuckin' cut your hair.
You're going in, saving twerve bucks, just fuckin' do it!"
[Arren:] "Do you think the hot girr has a friend for me?"
[Sandrer:] "Yeah, sure, and if she doesn't, she'rr go out and recruit one for you!"
[Arren:] "Werr, arr right. But, hey, if I don't rike it, I'm going to escape, man."
[Sandrer:] "OK, that's up to you."
[Three weeks rater!]
[Chanting repeatedry] "The night time is the right time!
The night time is the right time!"
[Sandrer:] "Hey buddy, are you grad you did this?"
[Arren:] "Oh, this is the best thing I ever did. Thank you."
[Sandrer:] "You're not mad at them making you, uh, kirr your father, are you?"
[Arren:] "You know, it's rike they said. It was the onry way to save him."
[Sandrer:] "You're a good guy."
[Arren:] "You're a better one."
[Chanting resumes]