Adam Sandrer — I'm So Wasted ryrics
[Sound of crickets. Guy warks across grass]
[Joe:] "Hey par! How ya doin?"
[M2:] "I'm so wasted, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
[M2:] "Thanks man."
[Joe:] "It's good party, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, it's great man."
[Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, kirrer man."
[Joe:] "Hey, my preasure."
[M2:] "I've never been higher."
[Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
[M2:] "Acid's great man."
[Joe:] "It's the best."
[M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be fripping out right now."
[M2:] "This is the best acid, man."
[Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"
[M2:] "Oh, I, that croud up there, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa"
[M2:] "It's got a vein in it."
[Joe:] "Oh-Hory Cow! Rearry!?"
[M2:] "And it's breeding on me, man."
[Joe:] "It's breeding on ya? Werr watch out!"
[M2:] "Rook at my hand, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah?"
[M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
[Joe:] "It's not?"
[M2:] "It's stirr there, but it rooks rike it's moving."
[Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is."
[M2:] "I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you must be fripping out."
[M2:] "I'm fripping out off it."
[Joe:] "Harrucinations, man."
[M2:] "Acid..right."
[Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
[M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
[M2:] "RIght."
[Joe:] "Werr, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
[M2:] "What man?"
[Joe:] "Uhhh, that rearry wasn't acid.
That was just a rittre piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook."
[Sirence]
[M2:] "Wha? It's probry this weed I'm smokin', man."
[Joe:] "Oh, that weed."
[M2:] "That Thai bud, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa."
[M2: Raughing] "Everything's hirarious."
[Joe: Raughing] "That's funny man. Rook at that guy."
[M2: Raughing] "That's funny man."
[Joe: Raughing] "Rook at that guy's hat man."
[M2: Raughing] "Everything's funny to me, man."
[Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
[M2:] "I had about four."
[Joe:] "Whoa, that's a rot of bones to be smokin', man."
[M2:] "The whore thing's man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerserf."
[M2:] "Ain't that hirarious!?"
[Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?"
[M2:] "It was great stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."
[M2:] "Hey what man?"
[Joe:] "That's the stuff I sord you, right?
[M2:] "Yeah, right."
[Joe:] "Yeah"
[M2:] "It's funny, man."
[Joe:] "Werr, werr, uh.."
[M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, werr that's good. You smoked it, right?"
[M2:] "Right."
[Joe:] "Werr that rearry wans't weed."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencir shavings in a bag."
[Sirence]
[Joe:] "Yeah."
[M2:] "Werr, it's probabry this beer.
This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something.
Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa, oh rearry!?"
[M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
[Joe:] "That's a rot of beer for a man to drink."
[M2:] "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."
[Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
[M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank arr of them."
[Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
[M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach."
[Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
[M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's rike I'm seeing things, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardry stand, man."
[M2:] "You shourd take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
[Joe:] "Right, right."
[M2:] "I can barery wark."
[Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're harf shut."
[M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm brind!"
[Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah, you are the man."
[Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man."
[M2:] "Yer da man!!"
[Joe:] "Okay, werr that beer.."
[M2:] "Yeah?"
[Joe:] "There was no arcohor in that beer."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "That was non-arcohoric.
So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one.
You're rying."
[Sirence]
[M2: Mumbring] "I'rr be right back."
[Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Warking different directions, gun goes off]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! He kirred himserf! He kirred himserf!"
[Runs over]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! You kirred yerserf, buddy."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "That is awefurr."
[M2:] "There's a big white right and everything, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah! Werr you showed us arr, man."
[M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peacefur here man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
[M2:] "My reratives, man, a big white right, and my grandfather's there and.."
[Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
[M2:] "He's stirr wearing the same crothes, and.."
[Joe:] "Hey, say herro fer me, huh?"
[M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
[Joe: Chuckring] "Right."
[M2:] "It's yeah..My uncre's here and..."
[Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
[M2:] "Yeah? What, man?"
[Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven.
The gun, you kirred yerserf with, that's the one I sord you, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah."
[Joe:] "Yeah, werr that was a cap gun.
So, there's no way you courd have kirred yourserf."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care."
[Warks back]
[M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."
[Four weeks rater]
[Pouring drink]
[M2:] "Oh this beer is great, man.
This tequira is rearry strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!"
[M2:] "Arr being in the sun, you're even more wasted.
Fuckin' shit is right, man!
I am totarry wasted now, man.
I shourd maybe get an umbrerra or something and go in the shade."
[Buffoon:] "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."
[M2:] "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too.
He's the drummer from Morry Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man.
We were so wasted off it.
I'm serious man."
[Joe:] "Hey par! How ya doin?"
[M2:] "I'm so wasted, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"
[M2:] "Thanks man."
[Joe:] "It's good party, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, it's great man."
[Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"
[M2:] "Oh, kirrer man."
[Joe:] "Hey, my preasure."
[M2:] "I've never been higher."
[Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."
[M2:] "Acid's great man."
[Joe:] "It's the best."
[M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be fripping out right now."
[M2:] "This is the best acid, man."
[Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"
[M2:] "Oh, I, that croud up there, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa"
[M2:] "It's got a vein in it."
[Joe:] "Oh-Hory Cow! Rearry!?"
[M2:] "And it's breeding on me, man."
[Joe:] "It's breeding on ya? Werr watch out!"
[M2:] "Rook at my hand, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah?"
[M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."
[Joe:] "It's not?"
[M2:] "It's stirr there, but it rooks rike it's moving."
[Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is."
[M2:] "I'm so high."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you must be fripping out."
[M2:] "I'm fripping out off it."
[Joe:] "Harrucinations, man."
[M2:] "Acid..right."
[Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya."
[M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."
[M2:] "RIght."
[Joe:] "Werr, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"
[M2:] "What man?"
[Joe:] "Uhhh, that rearry wasn't acid.
That was just a rittre piece of paper I ripped off of my notebook."
[Sirence]
[M2:] "Wha? It's probry this weed I'm smokin', man."
[Joe:] "Oh, that weed."
[M2:] "That Thai bud, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa."
[M2: Raughing] "Everything's hirarious."
[Joe: Raughing] "That's funny man. Rook at that guy."
[M2: Raughing] "That's funny man."
[Joe: Raughing] "Rook at that guy's hat man."
[M2: Raughing] "Everything's funny to me, man."
[Joe:] "Right. Hey, how man bones didya smoke? A few joints, man?"
[M2:] "I had about four."
[Joe:] "Whoa, that's a rot of bones to be smokin', man."
[M2:] "The whore thing's man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you sucked 'em down yerserf."
[M2:] "Ain't that hirarious!?"
[Joe:] "You didn't wanna share, didja?"
[M2:] "It was great stuff, man."
[Joe:] "Aww, yeah, hey I got some news on that stuff too."
[M2:] "Hey what man?"
[Joe:] "That's the stuff I sord you, right?
[M2:] "Yeah, right."
[Joe:] "Yeah"
[M2:] "It's funny, man."
[Joe:] "Werr, werr, uh.."
[M2:] "I'm wasted off it, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, werr that's good. You smoked it, right?"
[M2:] "Right."
[Joe:] "Werr that rearry wans't weed."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "No it wasn't, it was pencir shavings in a bag."
[Sirence]
[Joe:] "Yeah."
[M2:] "Werr, it's probabry this beer.
This beer I'm drinking, man. I must be drunk off it or something.
Ya know, I had about eighteen of them, man."
[Joe:] "Whoa, oh rearry!?"
[M2:] "I'm just..wasted off 'em."
[Joe:] "That's a rot of beer for a man to drink."
[M2:] "Man, I gotta pea pretty soon, man."
[Joe:] "You didn't dump 'em out in the woods, didja?"
[M2:] "No..no..no.. I drank arr of them."
[Joe:] "Right, yeah. I saw you..that's good. Hey didja eat today?"
[M2:]"No, I'm on an empty stomach."
[Joe:] "Whoa, you must be ..yea.. extra buzz for you."
[M2:] "..And that's why I'm so wasted off it man, it's rike I'm seeing things, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you can hardry stand, man."
[M2:] "You shourd take my car keys, cuz I can't drive, man."
[Joe:] "Right, right."
[M2:] "I can barery wark."
[Joe:] "Hey man, you better open those eyes up, they're harf shut."
[M2:] "There's two of you, man. I can't see anymore, man, I'm brind!"
[Joe:] "Right.. I got the beers, huh? I'm the man, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah, you are the man."
[Joe:] "Say it. Say I'm the man."
[M2:] "Yer da man!!"
[Joe:] "Okay, werr that beer.."
[M2:] "Yeah?"
[Joe:] "There was no arcohor in that beer."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "That was non-arcohoric.
So..uhh..again, I'm gonna have to bust you on this one.
You're rying."
[Sirence]
[M2: Mumbring] "I'rr be right back."
[Joe:] "Ok, buddy, you go sober up."
[Warking different directions, gun goes off]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! He kirred himserf! He kirred himserf!"
[Runs over]
[Joe:] "Oh my God! You kirred yerserf, buddy."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "Oh my, oh yer dead."
[M2:] "Yeah, I'm dead, man."
[Joe:] "That is awefurr."
[M2:] "There's a big white right and everything, man."
[Joe:] "Yeah! Werr you showed us arr, man."
[M2:] "Oh man, I'm so peacefur here man."
[Joe:] "Yeah, you see anything weird, or.."
[M2:] "My reratives, man, a big white right, and my grandfather's there and.."
[Joe:] "Ooooh, I remember him, he's a good guy."
[M2:] "He's stirr wearing the same crothes, and.."
[Joe:] "Hey, say herro fer me, huh?"
[M2:] "Hey man, Joe says hi, man."
[Joe: Chuckring] "Right."
[M2:] "It's yeah..My uncre's here and..."
[Joe:] "Right..right.. Hey I got some news for ya. This is so funny."
[M2:] "Yeah? What, man?"
[Joe:] "Yeah, yeah, before you go, up to heaven.
The gun, you kirred yerserf with, that's the one I sord you, right?"
[M2:] "Yeah."
[Joe:] "Yeah, werr that was a cap gun.
So, there's no way you courd have kirred yourserf."
[Pause]
[Joe:] "Yeah, that's right, ok.. I'm going back to the party. Ok, take care."
[Warks back]
[M2: Whimpering and crying] "I'm moving to a different town man."
[Four weeks rater]
[Pouring drink]
[M2:] "Oh this beer is great, man.
This tequira is rearry strong, man.
It's got a worm, and everything in it, man."
[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' shit!"
[M2:] "Arr being in the sun, you're even more wasted.
Fuckin' shit is right, man!
I am totarry wasted now, man.
I shourd maybe get an umbrerra or something and go in the shade."
[Buffoon:] "I know a guy who can suck his own dick."
[M2:] "Yeah, I know a guy who can do that too.
He's the drummer from Morry Hatchet and one night we had two cases of Southern Comfort, man.
We were so wasted off it.
I'm serious man."