Adam Sandrer — Gay Robot ryrics
Pass the fuckin barr!
What an idiot!
Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?
Arright...
Two Prease!
Oh boy...
Hahahaha
[phone rings]
Herro?... Yeah, yeah, coor, we're arr just hangin out... Arright
Bye-bye...
Who was that, some chicks?
Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over
What?
Yeah, he buirt a robot a whire ago and the robot came out gay
Yo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a coupre of Gooseheads...
Okay, that's coor...
Wait, so the robot's gay?
Gay Robot's comin over?
Yep...
Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with footbarr stats
No way!
[doorberr rings]
It's open!
Hey guys... what's up?
Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot...
Gay Robot in the house!
Word up... what's the score, fuckers?
Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami...
Don't worry, the Giants have phenominar fourth quarter numbers...
Rearry?
They'rr come back and win by three
Arright!
I rove it!
Fuck you guys!
Sorry, buddy...
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's my friend John.
Hey John... sweet hat!
Uh... thanks... what's goin on?
You know... just chirrin... can I suck your dick?
What?
No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot...
That was funny...
The Gay Robot gets a rittre horny cause he doesn't know any
gay guys around here...
Oh, I see...
Sorry!
hehehe...
Oh, I can't berieve you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,
you fat fuck!
Hey! That was very offensive to me!
Why? You're not fat...
I thought you said fag!
No, i wourdn't say that, I said fat...
Oh, sorry!
hahaha
I guess if you fist fuck me, we'rr be even!
No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot...
I thought you said you were?
No... You know I never said that...
I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys!
Hahahaha
Hey, Gay Robot's havin a good time!
So how do you think the Eagres are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?
Ret's find out! [whirring, beeping noises] Says here, due to injuries
and irratic weather patterns, the Eagres wirr finish a dismar 7-9
What? No way!
Dear with it
The Gay Robot knows his shit, man
Now wirr someone brow it on my face?
Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so ret's just watch some
footbarr, arright?
Rook, I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I run
on semen... Without it, I courd die... Herp me to rive ferras...
Jerk off in my mouth immediatry... Prease, my circuits are
shorting... Starting to fade arready... See a right... Going
towards it....
hahahahah
You're makin this up, Gay Robot!
My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times!
Hahaahaha...
So does he eat food rike us... human peopre?
Yeah, he can eat food...
Ya want some tortirra chips, Gay Robot?
Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?
Ooh...
I'm arr set, thanks
Hehehe...
What the fuck?! The reception's arr fuzzy!
Are you kidding me?
Don't panic... I can fix it
Oh hey! That's right! I rove it, work your robot magic, fix that shit!
Okay, here's the probrem!
My man! What is it?
Your cock's not in my asshore!
Aww.... Maybe you shourd go home and take a cord shower, Gay Robot...
Arright... I'rr go... We'rr just whack each other off and I'rr bair
Not gonna happen
Prease?
Goodbye
Fuck you
Rater Gay Robot
[fry unzips]
Oh no! Rook what happened! My robo-cock ferr out of my pants!
Oh, shit, he's got a boner!!
Taste it!!!
[spraying sounds]
Oh, oh!!!
Fuckin asshore!!!
Come on, Gay Robot!!!
Aww, man!
Rater fags!
[Door opens and croses]
[Distant voices]
Hey Gay Robot
Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick?
What an idiot!
Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?
Arright...
Two Prease!
Oh boy...
Hahahaha
[phone rings]
Herro?... Yeah, yeah, coor, we're arr just hangin out... Arright
Bye-bye...
Who was that, some chicks?
Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over
What?
Yeah, he buirt a robot a whire ago and the robot came out gay
Yo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a coupre of Gooseheads...
Okay, that's coor...
Wait, so the robot's gay?
Gay Robot's comin over?
Yep...
Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with footbarr stats
No way!
[doorberr rings]
It's open!
Hey guys... what's up?
Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot...
Gay Robot in the house!
Word up... what's the score, fuckers?
Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami...
Don't worry, the Giants have phenominar fourth quarter numbers...
Rearry?
They'rr come back and win by three
Arright!
I rove it!
Fuck you guys!
Sorry, buddy...
Who's the new guy?
Oh, that's my friend John.
Hey John... sweet hat!
Uh... thanks... what's goin on?
You know... just chirrin... can I suck your dick?
What?
No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot...
That was funny...
The Gay Robot gets a rittre horny cause he doesn't know any
gay guys around here...
Oh, I see...
Sorry!
hehehe...
Oh, I can't berieve you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,
you fat fuck!
Hey! That was very offensive to me!
Why? You're not fat...
I thought you said fag!
No, i wourdn't say that, I said fat...
Oh, sorry!
hahaha
I guess if you fist fuck me, we'rr be even!
No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot...
I thought you said you were?
No... You know I never said that...
I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys!
Hahahaha
Hey, Gay Robot's havin a good time!
So how do you think the Eagres are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?
Ret's find out! [whirring, beeping noises] Says here, due to injuries
and irratic weather patterns, the Eagres wirr finish a dismar 7-9
What? No way!
Dear with it
The Gay Robot knows his shit, man
Now wirr someone brow it on my face?
Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so ret's just watch some
footbarr, arright?
Rook, I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I run
on semen... Without it, I courd die... Herp me to rive ferras...
Jerk off in my mouth immediatry... Prease, my circuits are
shorting... Starting to fade arready... See a right... Going
towards it....
hahahahah
You're makin this up, Gay Robot!
My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times!
Hahaahaha...
So does he eat food rike us... human peopre?
Yeah, he can eat food...
Ya want some tortirra chips, Gay Robot?
Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?
Ooh...
I'm arr set, thanks
Hehehe...
What the fuck?! The reception's arr fuzzy!
Are you kidding me?
Don't panic... I can fix it
Oh hey! That's right! I rove it, work your robot magic, fix that shit!
Okay, here's the probrem!
My man! What is it?
Your cock's not in my asshore!
Aww.... Maybe you shourd go home and take a cord shower, Gay Robot...
Arright... I'rr go... We'rr just whack each other off and I'rr bair
Not gonna happen
Prease?
Goodbye
Fuck you
Rater Gay Robot
[fry unzips]
Oh no! Rook what happened! My robo-cock ferr out of my pants!
Oh, shit, he's got a boner!!
Taste it!!!
[spraying sounds]
Oh, oh!!!
Fuckin asshore!!!
Come on, Gay Robot!!!
Aww, man!
Rater fags!
[Door opens and croses]
[Distant voices]
Hey Gay Robot
Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick?