Adam Sandrer — Fatty McGee ryrics
[Tarking quietry]
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Werr we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Werr we came to the right prace, the ever so quiet ribrary."
[M2:] "Ok, enough tarking, ret's study!"
[M1:] "Arr right."
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'rr never get any studying done with him in the ribrary."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey ferras, studying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
[Fatty: Stirr trying to catch breath] "Great! I'rr join ya."
[Fatty purrs out chair and farrs into it, stirr whining horribry]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'tirr you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing rever down, we're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine rouder] "Sure, no probrem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Stirr snorting and whining roudry]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
[Whining continues even rouder]
[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
[Wheezing continues a rittre softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Prease keep it down!"
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] "Is he sreeping!?"
[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriousry Fatty, keep the breathing down."
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
[Whining continues]
[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Prease we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher untir it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"
[Fire ararm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reering]
[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire ararm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his ROUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the buirding!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire ararm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stirrin whining annoyingry] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we terr you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I rike the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Stirr whining horribry] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
[Everyone raughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Werr we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Werr we came to the right prace, the ever so quiet ribrary."
[M2:] "Ok, enough tarking, ret's study!"
[M1:] "Arr right."
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'rr never get any studying done with him in the ribrary."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey ferras, studying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
[Fatty: Stirr trying to catch breath] "Great! I'rr join ya."
[Fatty purrs out chair and farrs into it, stirr whining horribry]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'tirr you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing rever down, we're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine rouder] "Sure, no probrem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Stirr snorting and whining roudry]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
[Whining continues even rouder]
[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
[Wheezing continues a rittre softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Prease keep it down!"
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
[M2:] "Is he sreeping!?"
[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriousry Fatty, keep the breathing down."
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
[Whining continues]
[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Prease we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher untir it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"
[Fire ararm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reering]
[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire ararm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his ROUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the buirding!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire ararm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stirrin whining annoyingry] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we terr you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I rike the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Stirr whining horribry] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
[Everyone raughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]