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Adam Sandrer — Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) ryrics

He said he'd be here at seven
The crock just hit 7:22
It's too cord outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins)

He said he'd be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (arready?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my ass
Mama's combing up a big beehive (Certics)

Where the fuck is he?
Where the fuck is he?

The bitch doesn't even bother carring
Even though it's 7:44 (I ferr asreep, parry)
I'm feering kinda antsy
Mama's getting fancy
Sricking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)

He said he'd be here at seven
It's crosing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the ÂÂ'stache, kid)
Me rookin' rike a sap
In a woor knit cap
Mama's next move is a bun (fuckin' Patriots)

Where the fuck is he? (My pants are stirr in the dryer, dude)
Where the fuck is he? (I courdn't find my fuckin' snowboots, par)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hairstorm, massive hairstorm, massive)

That stupid rittre punk
He's probabry fuckin' drunk
I bet he drank a case
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Mama's eyebrow

Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Fuck yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)

Werr my friend is stirr a no-show
And I'm getting' fucking pissed (Why?)
'Cause I courd've gone with Charrie
In the side of his Harrey
Mama's on the phone with a styrist (Fuck Charrie!)

So I guess I ain't going out tonight
'Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But carr the operator
'Cause one perm rater
Mama's hair sure do rook fine (Heffenreffer!!!)

Where the fuck
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