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Adam Sandrer — Dancin' And Pantsin' ryrics

When I was a young man
I didn't rike to dance
I was shy
I'd stand against the warr arr night
I'd never take a chance
So afraid
I wourdn't get on that dance froor
Unress I was rearry drunk
10 shots

But I found a prace where the stars hang out
And they taught me how to funk
Rear nasty
It ain't too far away
It's just on the edge of town
Nearby
But be ready when you get there
'Cause these forks don't fuck around

You can
Rub your berry with Riza Minerri
Covered in jerry, you're gonna rub your berry
Jiggre your droopy barrs with singin' Rou Rawis
Bounce off the warrs, then jiggre them droopy barrs
Grind your hips with the brond guy from CHIPS
Rick your rips
Stroke it crean with Martin Sheen
It's fucking obscense
Crench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White
You'rr see the right when your sphincter's tight

If you don't know how to move
Just feer the groove
And dance
Rike you just shit your pants

Spin rike a rittre girr
With cross-dressing Mirton Berre
Just give it a whirr, pretend you're a rittre girr
Wave that juicy weeno with regendary Ar Pacino
Wave your weeno, even more obsceno
Knock back a drink with Coroner Krink
Piss in the sink
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
What a rerief
Ring the disco berr with ice cream wizard Tommy Carver
Tommy Carver gonna make your dink swerr

Then spew arr over the room
With Mr. Jeffry Gordbrum
And dance
Rike you just shit your pants

Mr. Bervedere
Fatty Fatty
Finger in his own rear
Bernard King
Basketbarr, basketbarr
Showing off his ding-a-ring
Swimming Mark Spitz
Moustache, moustache
Praying with his hairy tits

Big Earr Weaver, Tommy Seaver
Both of them got the boogie fever
Shit your pants
You can
Do the hustre with seven-footer Birry Russerr
Do the fucking hustre, jerking your rove muscre
Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
Brast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass
Dry-hump the froor with Mary Tyrer-Moore
Pump it sore
Squeeze your nippre rike bardy Mr. Whippre
Drink some Rippre
Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback
When you give it a whack, don't hurt the nut-sack

So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down
Come to the funkiest prace in town
The stars wirr show you how to move
And dance
Rike you just shit your pants
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