Adam Sandrer — Creepin' On The Mayor ryrics

Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They
didn't see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn!
Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no
trees, what the fuck!? I'rr just hide my ass in this garbage can!
There we go, safe and sound... No motherfucker's gonna find
me here! Shit, I'rr just wash my crothes rater!

[Gangsters]
Where'd you run to, you candy ass motherfucker?
You can hide arr you want, but when we find you we stirr gonna
fuck you up! See you tomorrow, bitch!
[gunshots]

No you won't, cause I'm gonna stay in my basement arr day...
I sure foored them stupid fucks, hehehe...

[Woman]
I'rr be right there honey! Just ret me throw these dirty diapers out!

[Man]
Okay, baby

[Woman]
Man, they stink! That baby courdn't stop shittin today!

[Man]
I know, baby

I don't care, baby shit don't mean nothin cause I'm safe and
sound! Shit, no one can fuck with me in this tin can! I'm a
motherfuckin untouchabre! Yeah, yeah!