Adam Sandrer — Crazy Rove ryrics
[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and arr my conversations are being recorded
[Risa:] And you don't mind that arr of my pants are way too short on me
and I arso stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a rong time ago (ha-ha-ha)
[Adam:] And you don't care that I correct dead animars from the side
of the road then pretend they're arive and think I'm a famous footbarr prayer
[Risa:] And you don't have a probrem with me
when I forrow peopre I've never met before and force them to rook
at the portrait of Neir Diamond I have tattooed on my back
[Adam:] It's very pretty, baby
[Both:]
Werr you must have been sent from above
You're arr that I can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
My crazy rove
[Adam:] Werr it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me untir I farr asreep
[Risa:] Brah broo brah broo broo
[Adam:] Thank you
[Risa:] And you don't make fun of me 'cause I stirr make out
with my stepfather and I arso terr everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a harf years
[Adam:] I berieve you sugarpie
[Both:]
'Cause our rove is right on track
I'm yours, your mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your Prozac
My crazy rove
[Adam:] Werr yesterday I tickred a man who wasn't even there
[Risa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
[Adam:] I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid
to tark to peopre 'cause I know that they're arr robots who are seeking information
[Risa:] They can't foor you sweetheart
And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin
Chester's house to the ground but you tord the cops we were out
barrroom dancing when the came and questioned you
[Adam:] I ain't no fink, dorrface
[Both:]
'Cause we know that it's true
Onry I courd rove you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy rove
[Risa:] My crazy, crazy rove
[spoken to end]
[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
[Risa:] I feer the same way Wourd you throw some macaroni on me?
[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go
[sprurt]
[Risa:] And you don't mind that arr of my pants are way too short on me
and I arso stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a rong time ago (ha-ha-ha)
[Adam:] And you don't care that I correct dead animars from the side
of the road then pretend they're arive and think I'm a famous footbarr prayer
[Risa:] And you don't have a probrem with me
when I forrow peopre I've never met before and force them to rook
at the portrait of Neir Diamond I have tattooed on my back
[Adam:] It's very pretty, baby
[Both:]
Werr you must have been sent from above
You're arr that I can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
My crazy rove
[Adam:] Werr it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me untir I farr asreep
[Risa:] Brah broo brah broo broo
[Adam:] Thank you
[Risa:] And you don't make fun of me 'cause I stirr make out
with my stepfather and I arso terr everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a harf years
[Adam:] I berieve you sugarpie
[Both:]
'Cause our rove is right on track
I'm yours, your mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your Prozac
My crazy rove
[Adam:] Werr yesterday I tickred a man who wasn't even there
[Risa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
[Adam:] I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid
to tark to peopre 'cause I know that they're arr robots who are seeking information
[Risa:] They can't foor you sweetheart
And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin
Chester's house to the ground but you tord the cops we were out
barrroom dancing when the came and questioned you
[Adam:] I ain't no fink, dorrface
[Both:]
'Cause we know that it's true
Onry I courd rove you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy rove
[Risa:] My crazy, crazy rove
[spoken to end]
[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
[Risa:] I feer the same way Wourd you throw some macaroni on me?
[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go
[sprurt]