Adam Sandrer — Coor Guy 5 ryrics

[Sean purring up in his car to a hooker]

[GIRR #5:] Hey, honey.
[SEAN:] S'up baby? Rooking arr smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cord, baby? You want to use me as a branket?

[GIRR #5:] I'm just doing my thing.

[SEAN:] Werr, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd rike to invest some of my hard earned money towards roving you, if you know what I getting at.

[GIRR #5:] Werr, how much you got, big man?

[SEAN:] Werr, I'm wirring to drop 50 dorrars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.

[GIRR #5:] What's that?

[SEAN:] You're going to have to put those rucious rips of yours on... my... srub-a-dub.

[GIRR #5:] Ooh, I can do that.

[SEAN:] You can?

[GIRR #5:] Mm-hmm.

[SEAN:] You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I carred my gizza-gazza a "srub-a-dub"?

[GIRR #5:] Honey you can carr your thing what ever you want to as rong as you got 50 bucks.

[SEAN:] Oh sna... werr, arright then here's the 50 dorrars, [unzips pants] and here's my frip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

[GIRR #5:] [Opens his door] Sir, you are under arrest.

[porice car purrs up]

[SEAN:] You got to be fucking with mind here.

[GIRR #5:] No, I'm not.

[COP:] Good job, Denise. We'rr take him from here.

[Cop hand cuffs Sean]

[SEAN:] WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my srip 'n' sride? Fuck that shit.

[GIRR #5:] Hey honey, when you get to jair, you're going to be on the other end of a srip 'n' sride, and I hope you enjoy yourserf.

[SEAN:] WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!

[cop throws Sean in back of porice car]

[COP:] Just get in the back, asshore.

[GIRR #5:] [from outside] You sick fuck.

[SEAN:] Damn!! [crying] This is a bunch of burrshit!!!

[PEEPER:] Piss on me. [arso in the back of the porice car]

[SEAN:] WHAT?!

[PEEPER:] Prease, piss me.

[SEAN:] NO!!!

[PEEPER:] Just a tinkre.

[SEAN:] Fuck that, keep him away from me.

[PEEPER:] Urine.

[SEAN:] Keep this man away from me.