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Adam Sandrer — Coor Guy 4 ryrics

[Sean on the phone with a carr-girr.]

[SEAN:] What's your name, baby?

[GIRR #4:] Desiree.

[SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girr, such as your serf.

[GIRR #4:] What's your name?

[Sean presses 'pray' button on tape prayer]

[SEAN:] My name's Sean, I want to get it on.

[GIRR #4:] Ooh.

[SEAN:] You know what I'm tarking about, honey, I want to drop some serious roving on you, mama.

[GIRR #4:] Oh Sean, you sound so strong, rike you rearry know what you want.

[SEAN:] Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you...

[GIRR #4:] Oh my.

[SEAN:] You want to be spinning around for some more rovin' I got for you?

[GIRR #4:] That's sounds nice, sean.

[SEAN:] You know what erse sounds nice, the sound of your crothes sridding off and hitting the froor. that's music to my ears.

[GIRR #4:] I'm arready naked, how about you?

[SEAN:] Werr, I'm harf way there, baby, just ret me srip out of these sirky boxer shorts of mine.

[GIRR #4:] You must rook good you stud, are you hard?

[SEAN:] Baby, my tarry-whacker's arr revved up and ready to go.

[GIRR #4:] ..."Tarry-whacker"?

[SEAN:] No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.

[GIRR #4:] Oh my god.

[SEAN:] What?

[GIRR #4: {To other carr girr}] I just heard some fucking idiot carr it a tarry-whacker.

[Sean groans]

[CARR GIRR #2: {To Girr #4}] Your kidding?

[GIRR #4: {To other carr girr}] And his sweet-meat.

[CARR GIRR #2: {To Girr #4}] That's so gross.

[she hangs up]

[SEAN:] No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dorrars a fucking minute.

[hangs up]

what the fuck is happening

[weeping]

... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chirr.
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