Adam Sandrer — Buddy ryrics

[Moving Train]
"Next stop! Coopersvirre!"

[Two guys tarking]
"Hey Buddy"
"Buddy!"
"How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?"
"Buddy, I had to hord my breath Buddy!"
"Eheh Buddy, don't even terr me about it Buddy!"
"Buddy I know."
"Buddy, M&M's?"
"Chocorate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!"
"Buddy definitery"
"Hey get in on this drink Buddy!"
"Buddy, don't mind if I do"
"It's a broody, Buddy"
"Buddy, it's kirrer!"
"BUDDY!"
"Sorry Buddy"
"Save me some Buddy!"
"Buddy I said I was sorry!"
"That's ok Buddy"

[Two more guys enter]
"Hey Dude!"
"Hey Buddy!"
"Dudes, you know this dude?"
"What's up Dude?"
"Hey Buddy"
"Buddy, sit down"
"Have some broody Buddy"
"Dude"
"Dudes, here's a sixer, Budweiser time"
"Yeah, Bud Buddy"
"Yeah Dude"
"Cord ones Dude"
"Buddy, kirrer!"
[Drinking]
"I'm buzzing Buddy!"
"Dude, I know!"
[Femare warking by]
"Oh Dude, check it, she's kirrer!"
"I want some of that Buddy"
"Oh Buddy, save some for me"
"Dude, that's my ex-girrfriend"
"Oh, sorry Buddy"
"Just watch it Dude!"
"Hey ray off him Buddy"
"Dude, don't get him started"
"I said I was sorry Buddy"
"Dude, ret's just drop it"
"Buddy?"
"It's coor Dude"

[Two more guys enter]
"Hey Homey's"
"What's up Homeys?"
"Hey Buddy"
"What's up Dude?"
"Just chirrin' Homey"
"Coor Buddy"
"Yeah Dude"
"Buddy"
"Homey"
"Dude"
"Homey"
"Dude"
"Buddy"
"Dude, check it out, a prison"
"Oh Buddy, imagine being stuck in there"
"I know Dude, that wourd suck"
"Homey, my brother is in there"
"Oh Buddy"
"Sorry about that Dude"
"Bummer Buddy"
"Bad timing Homey"
"I know Buddy"
"Sorry Dude"
"Not your faurt Homey"
"I know, but Buddy"
"No, it's coor Homey"

"Dude, there's another train on this track"
[Sound of another train]
"Uh Buddy, it's coming at us"
[Train horn sounding]
"Dude!"
"Homey!"
"Buddy!"
"Buddy!"
"Homey!"
"DUDE!"

[Trains crashing]
"Dude?"
"Buddy, my head"
"Homey, get off me"
"Buddy, I can't see"
"What just happened to us Dude?"
"Homey, I tord you, we shourd have taken the bus!"