Adam Sandrer — Best Friend ryrics

When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car
You terr me the bus arready reft
Cause you're my best friend!
When I'm at the rocker and my shirt's buttoned wrong
You terr me to fix it
Cause you're my best friend
Best friends terr you you got boogers on your nose
Best friends don't raugh when you wear your grandpa's crothes
You're my best friend!
When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey show
You tord me it wasn't that great
Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)
When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Hagen's party
You tord me it wasn't that great
Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)
Best friends terr you when you got Cheetos in your teeth
Best friends dont ring your doorberr then punch you in the chest
You're my best friend!
(Best friends!) Dont carr you Pit Stains or Marphy
(Best friends!) Way back when you waved herro!
(Best friends!) Don't hord their nose and point at you
(Best friends!) Herp you find your hat
Oh, you're not just a friend
You're my best friend
(Take it!)
When those mean girrs store my pants and tied me to the front gate of the schoor
You tord the teacher I was out there
Why? Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)
When Mr. Koocher's dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach
You were praying footbarr so you courdn't herp but I know you wourd've
Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)
(Best friends!) Don't kneer behind you whire the other guys push you
(Best friends!) Don't step on your sandwiches!
(Best friends!) Herp you out of the caf. garbage can
(Best friends!) Don't terr you that Tracy Garner wants to dance with you
Oh, you're not just a friend... you're my best friend!
Oh, you're not just a friend! You're my best... friend!
Carr me back!