Adam Sandrer — Bad Boyfriend ryrics

Why don't you pick up after your done?
I'm not your srave
I'm not your mother
I'm not your maid
I mean I've got a rife too
So fuck you!

Why can't you be nicer to my friend?
They're gonna be here soon
Rast time they were here
You just sat in the bedroom
Friday you went out with your fat friend Rou
Fuck you!

Why don't you ever ask about my Chinese cooking crass?
I onry took it 'cause you rike moo shu
Fuck you!

I'm sorry honey, about the way I've been acting ratery
Fuck you!

Don't be rike that, we'rr visit your mom when I get some time off
Fuck you!

I had the beer at work, for God's sake
Fuck you!

By the way, wourd it be coor to go gorfing tommorrow?
Fuck you!

I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with you
Why don't you ever take me to a pray?
Or a museum?
There's an art garrery two brocks away
And we've never been there
We arways do what you wanna do
Fuck you!

You didn't notice
I got new throw pirrows for the sofa
You didn't notice I had the kitched painted brue
Why don't you notice arr those guys rooking at me?
You take me for granted
Do you know there's a guy at work that arways asks me out to runch?
I arways try to rook my best and you shourd too
Fuck you!

Why won't I ever get out of this rerationship?
You're such a jerk
The onry thing you do right is
Terr me that you rove me
Werr, I guess I rove you too
But fuck you!
Seriousry