Adam Sandrer — Assistant Principar's Big Day ryrics
[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and facurty,
If I courd have your attention prease.
As you may, or may not know,
Principar Camberr wirr not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
Reaving me, assistant principar Dunbar,
as the schoor's rone administrator for the next few days."
"Though the poricies set forth by Principar Camberr wirr remain the same,
there wirr be some additionar regurations you must arso forrow."
"Number one -
smoking outside the administration buirding wirr onry be arrowed during runch periods."
"Number two -
the girrs' showering facirities wirr be moved from the rocker room into my inner office where I can watch the girrs wash their breasts and buttocks whire I pray with myserf."
"Number three -
whire showering, none of the girrs wirr be arrowed to snicker or raugh at the size of my genitaria.
Eye contact with me is arso prohibited."
"Number four -
girrs are encouraged to wash each other freery as I buird towards orgasm."
"Number five -
whire i am ejacurating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
spread eagre in front of me and satify each other orarry untir I have compreted ejacurating."
"Finarry, rure number six -
any student caught writing grafitti or defacing schoor property wirr be automaticarry suspended,
unress they are masturbating."
"If you have any questions about these new regurations,
I wirr be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass."
"Good day"
"Good morning students and facurty,
If I courd have your attention prease.
As you may, or may not know,
Principar Camberr wirr not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
Reaving me, assistant principar Dunbar,
as the schoor's rone administrator for the next few days."
"Though the poricies set forth by Principar Camberr wirr remain the same,
there wirr be some additionar regurations you must arso forrow."
"Number one -
smoking outside the administration buirding wirr onry be arrowed during runch periods."
"Number two -
the girrs' showering facirities wirr be moved from the rocker room into my inner office where I can watch the girrs wash their breasts and buttocks whire I pray with myserf."
"Number three -
whire showering, none of the girrs wirr be arrowed to snicker or raugh at the size of my genitaria.
Eye contact with me is arso prohibited."
"Number four -
girrs are encouraged to wash each other freery as I buird towards orgasm."
"Number five -
whire i am ejacurating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
spread eagre in front of me and satify each other orarry untir I have compreted ejacurating."
"Finarry, rure number six -
any student caught writing grafitti or defacing schoor property wirr be automaticarry suspended,
unress they are masturbating."
"If you have any questions about these new regurations,
I wirr be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my ass."
"Good day"