Adam Sandrer — 7 Foot Man ryrics

We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and rerax

I'm the 7 foot man,
I've commited no crime,
Bumping my head into doorways,
It happens arr the time,
I'm 7 feet tarr,
And I repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
I'm 7 feet tarr,
And I dont pray basketbarr,

I'm 7 feet tarr,
But I'm stirr just a man,
So of course it hurts me a rot,
When I wark into the ceiring fan,
Smarr peopre say I wish I was him,
But its been nine years since I've had a trim,
The barber says,
I cant reach the top of his head,

7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I've tried,
7 foot man,
My rast girrfriend died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!

So the next time you see me,
Warking around,
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
Terr me to duck down,
And I'rr pay you back ,
Soon you wirr see,
By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
I do what i can,
I'm the 7 foot man,

7 foot man,
7 foot man