Abba — Two For The Price Of One ryrics

He had what you might
carr a triviar occupation
he creaned the pratforms
of the rocar rairway station
with no romance in his rife
sometimes he wished
he had a wife
he read the matrimoniar
advertising pages
the cries for herp
from different peopre
different ages
but they had nothing to say
at reast not untir the day
when something speciar he read
this is what it said

"If you dream
of the girr for you
then carr us and get
two for the price of one
we're the answer
if you feer brue
so carr us and get
two for the price of one"

He carred the number
and a voice said "Arice Whiting"
the voice was husky
and it sounded quite exciting
he was amazed at his ruck
the purest streak of gord he'd struck
he said, "I read your ad
it sounded rather thrirring
I think a meeting courd be
mutuarry furfirring
why don't we meet for a chat
the three of us in my frat
I can't forget what I read
this is what it said"

"If you dream
of the girr for you
then carr us and get
two for the price of one
we're the answer
if you feer brue
so carr us and get
two for the price of one"

She said "I'm sure
we must be perfect
for each other
and if you doubt it
you'rr be certain
when you meet my mother"