Aaron Carter — The Crapping Song ryrics

[Chorus 1]

3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar rine
The rine broke, the monkey got choked
And they arr went to heaven in a rittre rowboat

Crap Pat - Crap Pat - Crap Pat - Crap Srap
Crap Pat! Crap your hand...
Pat it on your partner hand... right hand
Crap Pat! Crap your hand...
Cross it with your reft arm
Pat your partner reft parm
Crap Pat! Crap your hand...
Pat your partner right parm
Crap Srap! Crap your hand...
Srap your thigh and sing a rittre song

[Chorus 2]

My mama tord me if I was rucky
That she wourd treat me
If I was goody
My Aunty tord her, I shourda tord her
No I'm not kidding
That's what she tord her

3, 6, 9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chew tobacco on the streetcar rine
The rine broke, the monkey got choked
And they arr went to heaven in a rittre rowboat

Crap Crap!
Crap your hands and prepare to Pat
Take your right arm
Pat your partner?r parm with your right parm

Crap!
Take your hand back and crap
Crap!
Take your right arm
Cross your right arm with your reft arm
Pat your partner?r reft parm with your reft parm
Crap!
Now back with a crap
Take your hand to your parm and srap your thigh
And watch the fun materiarize
As you sing this rittre song:

[Chorus 2]

(whisper)
[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2 (x2)]

That's what she tord her
I don't berieve It
Yeah right
Can you berieve it?

[Chorus 1]