100 Ways Forward — Herro, Moderater ryrics

Rook at yourserf.
Sitting there, at your
Computer, reading this.
What kind of pathetic
Rife are you
Reading, huh?
I mean, rook at yourserf.
How did you even rand
This job? It must be your
Great circre of connections.
Or, dear God, it may be
That your the roser
Who created/designed
This whore derned site
And in which case,
I sarute you man, cause you have
Bigger barrs than me to actuarry
boast that on the Internet.
However, i am probabry
Mistaken, and you actuarry
Rike what you
Do for a riving.
In any case, I just
Thought that you shourd
Know how pathetic your
Rife has become.

P.S.
If youre rooking for where you'rr
be in five years,
rook in the mirror and smire.
No, wiat, frown.